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| I realized that in the 5 years I've been on Xanga, I've never updated my profile. I remember when I first signed up, I said that I would go back and update my profile. Well, I can now say that I've never not updated my profile. Of course, I had to steal my profile from Jeremy/Brett/Upandoutward/ or whatever he will call himself in his next post!
Sorry, I hope you take that as a joke.
Nevertheless, feel free to check out the new profile. Be sure to study it, there might be a quiz on it next week!!
Just kidding about the quiz, after all who the hell wants to do a quiz over Christmas?
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| Well after a rather interesting and somewhat of a roller coaster season, I have made the playoffs in one of my fantasy football leagues. In all my years of playing fantasy sports, I don't think I've ever had a week in which I tied the team I was playing, yet this year in this league I somehow managed to have two ties. And another week I went to bed after the Monday night game losing by a point, I woke up with a one point win. With 3 weeks left, I had the best record in the league, yet after one tie and two straight loses, I somehow managed to find myself in a position where if I had lost my last game and another team won, I would not only not have the best record in the league, but I would also be out of the playoffs. As it stands, I won my last game rather convincingly, won my division and go into the four team playoffs as the number two seed. I wonder what will happen if I tie in the playoffs?
You know what I find annoying? The yes hello. What is the yes hello you ask? Well, its just what it sounds like it is and I'm quite certain you have all seen it or maybe you are even a yes hello-er yourself. It is when you say hello to somebody and instead of saying hi back, they respond by smiling and shaking their head yes. Honestly, what the hell is that? You shake your head yes? I mean, I understand the smile, that part makes sense, but the shaking of the head? Are you trying to imply "Why yes, I will have sex with you!" Or maybe its something along the lines of "Yes, yes, I know you are there, now just go about your day and don't bother me with your yip yap!" Are these yes hello-ers so lazy that they can't bother to open their mouths and utter a quick, one syllable word? That can't possibly be it, after all, it takes more work to shake your head than it does to say hi. Maybe these are people who are antisocial or who are introverts and the yes hello gives them an excuse to not be extroverted. I don't know, but maybe they don't realize how awkward the whole thing looks. And in some cases, its more than just awkward, its actually borderline creepy.
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| As you may or may not know, I'm nothing if not an avid reader. The last book I read I finished in October, or at least I think it was in October, either way, I've been bookless since then. Well not bookless, but without a book to read. That was until now. I started reading a book that a friend lent to me tonight, it's called Don't Know Much About History. Judging by the title, I'm thinkin you could probably figure out what it is about. If you guessed that it is about math, well than you really need to go back and read this paragraph again. If you still think its about math, well than you are a fucking moron and probably should just stop reading now and go read Sarah Palin's book, as her ramblings are probably right up your ally.
So anywho, the book is about American history. I know some people find history boring. This book claims to be a book that makes history interesting and fun to read, and while I have enjoyed the first 10 pages (out of nearly 700), I still don't see how this could hold the interest of somebody who hates history or even dislikes it a lot. But, luckily I'm reading it so you don't have to and I will just catch you up on the main points every now and then as I progress along in the book. The book starts with the discovering of America. Let me sum it up for you so far.
- Christopher Columbus didn't actually discover America. Turns out the cast of Lost was living there before he got there.
- Columbus grew so bored on his journey over here that he got his nipple pierced and it got infected and he had to have the nipple amputated. All the other dudes on the ships made fun of him. They called him "One Nip". He became so despondent and depressed that he became addicted to internet porn.
- Contrary to popular belief, America was not named after Barack America. Instead it was named after Ugly Betty star America Ferrera.
See, just look at how much was info was stuffed into 10 pages. And I cut out all the crappy tasting vegetables to give you only the greasy fat like you wanted. So every now and then, perhaps once a week, depending on how quickly I read, I will give you more and more history lessons.
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| In recent years I've grown more and more detached from Christmas. Being an Atheist, I find no good reason to celebrate it, even though I used to love Christmas. Its not to say that I don't celebrate Christmas per say, I mean I buy my nieces and nephew gifts and go to relatives houses for Christmas and Christmas Eve. But, I don't spend nearly as much as I used to on Christmas, which I think is a good thing.
I've gotten to the point where I don't quite understand why people spend the amount of money they spend on Christmas. There are a lot of people who spend money they don't have on Christmas gifts and then spend the rest of the year trying to pay off those Christmas debts. Or even worse; each year Christmas puts them more and more into debt. And for what? Because they want to buy gifts for people.
Now I should clarify that I can afford to spend a decent amount of money on Christmas gifts and pay it right off when the bill comes, so I'm not one of those people who has to work my ass of the rest of the year paying for Christmas. But to me, it just doesn't make sense to go overboard with buying gifts for people if it is going to put you in a position of financial despair for months on end. I guess what it comes down to is, do the ends justify the means; is it worth it to spend tons of money on people? Part of the problem is that society has gotten to a point where we labor under the belief that the more you spend, the more you love. Again, maybe its just me and maybe I don't get it, but I just don't understand this rationale.
Of course, a part of our economy is based on people spending big bucks during the holiday season; many retailers rely on that money to turn a profit and maybe the spending is good for the economy. Then again, is the spending actually good for the people? I mean, it can't possibly be good for so many people to be in such deep debt. But, I guess that opens up another debate.
I've always been the type that values spending time with people over material possessions. Its not to say that I'm anti materialism, but to put it another way, I'm cheap. Or frugal, whichever you prefer. Given the choice between spending money to buy the hippest and trendiest clothes or spending time with people, I always chose spending time with people. Given the choice between the newest gadgets or taking a trip, I always take the trip. I certainly hope that I'm not coming off as judgemental to people who like to buy things, because honestly who is to say what is right and what is wrong; its all whatever makes somebody happy. I'm just saying that I don't think the spending is worth if it it puts you into debt.
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| I've never been a pussy expert. Kinda hard for me to be one, what with the cocksuckin and all. But, the male cock.............as opposed to the female cock.............is very unique, at least in comparison with chick junk. I mean let's face it, while tits come in all sorts of different sizes, they are pretty much shaped the same. Oh sure, you might run into somebody who has freak tits that are oddly shaped, but for the most part, they are all the same shape. The same with the vagina, unless I'm way off on that. And if so, please feel free to point it out to me and humiliate and embarrass the hell out of me. I'm not kidding, if I'm wrong do point it out, it will be hilarious.
But the cock, well that's totally different. I mean sure all cocks are shaped like the Washington Monument, but that is where the similarity ends. You have all sorts of randomness when it comes to cocks. Some cocks are circumcised, others aren't and depending on what you are used to, the other ones look kinda freaky. And some cut cocks have mushroom heads, other are pointy like missiles. Some are crooked and hang in all sorts of different directions, hell you could put an eye out with one of those things.
And than there is of course, the size. Some are really fuckin thick like a fuckin remote damn control and others are thin like a hot dog. And then there is the length. Some are REALLY LONG and some are just plain tiny. I have a friend who refers to her ex boyfriend as thumb dick. Then there are some that would put a Coke can to shame. Its all just a big bowl of randomness.
The only thing that all of them seem to have in common is that they all belong to owner's who are always lying about their size!
Not me though. I don't need to lie about my size!!
After all, I just look at my thumb!
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