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August 17, 2004

12 Reasons Same-Sex Marriage will Ruin Society
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children.
Infertile couples and old people can’t legally get married because the
world needs more children.

3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if Gay marriage is
allowed, since Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was
meaningful.

5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed
at all; women are property, blacks can’t marry whites, and divorce is
illegal.

6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because
the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically
protected the rights of the minorities.

7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours,
the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s
why we have only one religion in America.

8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That’s why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual
marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to
new social norms because we haven’t adapted to things like cars or
longer life spans.

12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with
a different name are better, because a “separate but equal” institution
is always constitutional. Seperate schools for African-Americans worked
just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.
Note the sarcasm!!!

and i’m ready to fight this… lol

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BlackRoseKnight

11 mins ago
Whered you find that load of crap from? Pretty funny if you ask me. LMFAO
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prfctnafckdupway

58 secs ago
i dont even remember….
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Catscanneer

11 mins ago, (2 Yafro Pts Attached)
wow
that was great honey

:D:D:D:D This has so much truth in it “when
you’re being sarcastic.” woohoo, i’m already halfway there, now I just
have to get married…who might I get married to?
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