Man, Mondays suck.

My sister woke me up this morning at about 10:20 in the AM (I decided
to sleep in and not run this morning………thats usually par for the
course on Mondays) saying I had a phone call about a job. I just
assumed it was the place that wanted to hire me, so I told her to
take  a message. I got up a short while later and found out it was
not that place, but instead another place. My sister said that she told
them that I was sleeping! Yes, sleeping at 10:30 in the fucking
morning……..do you know how that makes me look? Ughhh, I could kill
her. Anywho, I returned the call a short while later, and not to my
suprise, they have not yet returned my call.

On my way to work, there was a car accident complete with an ambulence,
a fire truck, and the ever popular jaws of life. Despite the tragic
circumstances, one has to love anything that has the word jaws in it.

Work keeps getting easier and easier in these last few weeks. Today
Michelle (the receptionist) was not there so I had to cover the front
desk for an hour and a half. Danel vistited me for much of that time,
and we spoke of some get rich over a gradual course of time scheme she
is trying to get in, and of course, we talked about having sex with
various co-workers and the cocks of other co-workers. Fun.
For my 2nd lunch of the day, Jason the straight guy and I went to
Meijer. He got some pasta meal. While walking after checking out, I saw
this really hot checker with great legs. See, Meijer lets their
employees wear shorts. Ohhhhh, how yummy is that. I gave him a look,
and he looked back. We walked past him again and I gave him another
look. Not a big deal, but he was hot. I should really shop at that
Meijer more often.
After my 2nd lunch, we went back to work and played Uno with Cara and
Sandi. They play a differnet way than we play. They play were you only
have to draw one card if you can’t lay a card down. There is also no
add ons (you know, throwing a draw 2 on to another draw 2 so the next
person has to draw 4). Because of these cheap ass rules, we would zip
through games quicker than a jerk-off session. We played so many games,
I actually wound up getting bored with it towards the end. Tomorrow I’m
gonna bring in a deck of regular cards. Who knows what we can play.
These last 2 weeks are gonna be fun!
The last day of work, we are all gonna go out to a bar after work.
Jason says he is gonna get really drunk and get a room at a local
hotel, and he has invited me along. I know he is probably full of shit,
so I won’t get my hopes up, but one can dream right? Why must he lie so
much!

Man, having this has really made me realize how bad of a memory I
actually have. I started chatting with this guy last night and asked
him what he was doing. He said he was watching the Cardinals-Braves
game on ESPN………….which was the exact same thing I was doing! I
told him that I was a huge Cub fan but I did not hate the Cardinals. He
said that he was a huge Cards fan but did not hate the Cubs. Now for
the bad part…………being a Cardinal fan, he is from some town in
IL down near St Louis. Damn!

I forgot to mention, one more thing. About 6 or 7 months ago, my
occassionally clumsy brother broke the lid to our toliet tank in half.
We still kept it on the back of the toliet, cracked in half, unable to
find a new one yet. Well, today, he finished the job. Thats right, he
broke the rest of it. GONE! Nothing on the back of the toliet now. So,
if anybody has a toliet tank lid they aren’t using, pass it our way, as
the lids  on toliettanklids.com are sorta pricey.
 
Damn, we are such toliet losers.

Xanga

HOLY SHIT! I ACTUALLY
DID THIS!!! This is my very first post, and I wouldn’t have done it had
I not been bored to tears and a certain somebody suggested it to me. I
guess I should say what I did today (or in my case, didn’t do). I slept
until the hour that is roughly noon, but such is the case when I don’t
get to bed until 4 in the AM. I felt like being lazy today and
therefore didn’t do much. I watched the Cubs game and then nearly got
physically ill at the way they blew that game. Motherfuckers! Nomar is
great and all, but without an upgrade to the  bullpen, they wont
get very far.

After the game, and after dinner and all that shit, I decided I should
rent a movie. So, off to Hollywood video I went. I rented Gus Van
Sant’s latest movie, Elephant. It was pretty much a movie about the
Columbine shootings. Sure, it techincally wasn’t based entirely on
Columbine, but, jeez, close enough. It was a very good and sad movie. I
watched it because I wanted to know why they did it, why 2 kids would
do something so awful. I watched it for the same reason why I watched
American History X, which I watched because I wanted to know how and
why people become racist. The thing about Columbine is, even though it
took place only 6 years after I got out of high school, it was totally
a different world to me. Times had changed so much in those 6 years
that I was out. Damn.

Anywho, I don’t expect many people to actually read any of my postings, but I hope you enjoy it if you do read it.