One funny ass thing I forgot to mention (gee, what a shock). On my way
to Clem’s, I stopped off to get gas. As I was filling up, “Time after
Time”, that crappy song by Cyndi Lauper was playing over the intercom
and there was some black guy singing along. It was classic!
Month: September 2004
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Tonight, I went to Dave’s to watch the start of the NFL season. For
some dumbass reason, Dave put 16 points (its the most you can put on a
team, meaning you really really think they are going to win) on the
Colts to beat the Pats. Dumbass! New England won the Super Bowl last
year, including beating the Colts in the playoffs. Plus, the Patriots
have won now 16 in a row. Watching sports with Dave can really be
annoying. He tries to make it sound like he knows what he is talking
about, when clearly he doesn’t. He also over reacts to just the
slightest things. Its crazy.
Went to Clem’s tonight. Much to my
suprise, Mark was there. We played pool for a while and I got my ass
kicked. Actually, the one game we did pretty good and won. After Mark
and John left, the rest of us decided to play darts. Randy kick our
fucking asses. In one game, he got our all time high score of 692! He
blew us the fuck away. We played 5 or 6 games, and Randy or Keith won
them all. Oh fucking well!
Sometimes, Scooty is a pain in the ass
when he drinks. This was one of those nights. Sometimes, when he
drinks, he get………….physical, and not in a good way. He likes to
push, and punch, and kick, and choke. And for some reason, he was doing
it only to me tonight. I was getting very bothered by it. At one point,
he put me in a headlock and started to smash my glasses, at which point
I got pissed and yelled at him to stop. He pretty much didn’t do it the
rest of the night. I noticed, my neck was a little sore from his
horseplay. I told him this, and he refused to believe me. It sucks.
When he does something, he will refuse to take blame for it. Like at a
New Years Eve party a while back. He picked me up, held me above his
head and spun me around, and then dropped me. There were at least 20
people that saw this. Yet, til this day, he still says he did not do
it. I just wish he would keep his hands to himself when he drinks. John
sometimes gets the same way, and when they are drunk together,
sometimes, it can be a problem. -
The damnest thing happened to me while I was doing the dishes tonight.
I was on the phone with Danel and I looked down and saw a red spider
crawling on my shirt…………like near my collarbone. So I start
swearing at it and trying to brush it off. In the meantime, I dropped
the phone and it landed in the fucking sink full of water! Nuts. -
I went to an orientation today for the placement service that AAA hired
for us. When I signed in, I saw the name of one other AAA person there,
and it was a higher up that I don’t really like, but can tolerate on a
short basis. There were other people there too, actually, quite a few
from Sears. I guess they did layoffs to. There were a total of about 10
of us in there. I did not see any other AAA people in there, so I thought
I was in the clear. About 10 after 9, a couple of people come walking
in. One of them was a person from AAA that I COULD NOT STAND. She
thinks we are just the best of friends, but I don’t like her at all.
Throughout the course of the next couple of weeks, we will be taking
all these courses and shit, and there is a good chance she might be in
a few of them with me! She even said “Oh, Mike, we can car pool!” Oh,
God, please kill her. Please. Just kill her and put her out of my
misery. Anywho, after it was over, I was speaking with the lady that
ran it, and I was telling her about my other job offer. She said that
clearly they have low-balled me, and suggested that I read up on the
placement company’s website about negotiating. She also said I should
ask them for a couple of more weeks before I start, so that I could do
all of the classes they suggested. She said, once I start a new job,
the job, I will no longer be able to use the job placement company.
Ohhhhh, more decisions. -
The motherfucking cocksucking Cubs! I swear to God! Jeez, its so
frustrating. How can they lose 2 out of 3 to the fucking homeless
fucking Expos! Thats the problem with this offense, you take away the
home run, and they are usless………..and the bullpen! This is all
why they will not go to the playoffs. -
Danel and I just had the best time today. She called me while I was
still in bed about 10:30AM. She asked me if I wanted to go to
breakfast, so we went to Bob Evans. She didn’t like it, but I always
like their sausage. After that, I went home and brushed my teeth.
She needed to get some info about
houses in the area for her friend that wants to move to this area, so
we were going to run around doing that. For some reason, Danel has
gotten into the habit of trying to push me out of the car when we are
at red lights. Its pretty funny. The 2nd place we went to, the lady was
showing Danel some papers and shit. While her back was to me, I sat in
the swivel chair and spun around as fast as I can, which made Danel
laugh while this lady was talking to her. I’m such a dick. We left that
place and I told her that we should pretend that she is married to
another guy, and I’m just her side and we are trying to get me a place
close to her so she wouldn’t have to travel so far when she comes over
to fuck. She didn’t agree with any of this, but I still wanted to mess
with these people. So, the next place we go into, the guy comes up to
me and introduces himself. I told him I was Bob. He told us where to go
look at the model’s at. These were some nice little houses. They were
even furnished, which means that I had to walk on the furniture and
jump on the beds. Heheheheheh, sometimes, I’m such a child.
We left there and she wanted to
check out these places in Aurora/Oswego. They were Bigalo houses and
were fairly nice. We walked in and the lady made us fill out some
forms. So, I put that my name was Stan Stevens and I live in Ft Wayne
IN. I called Danel Maryann. It was fun. We walked into these very nice
houses. Periodically, Danel would try to stuff me in the closest, try
to pick me up to put me in the washer, and lock me in the basement. I
know the sales people must really hate people like us. All we want to
do is goof around. I went into this one bedroom, and there was actually
a robe in there. So, I put it on and walked downstairs. Danel took a
picture and video of me in this robe. Here are a couple of pics.
Keep in mind, this is a model house and the food and ice cream
is fake. Anywho, we continued with our tomfoolery (heheheh, I love that
word) in each house were going into. If only I could get paid to do
this!
On the way home,
we saw a sweet old lady in the car next to us. When I see people like
that, I say crude things to Danel, because she finds it funny. Well,
this time I said I wanted to eat that lady’s pussy. So, Danel shouted
out the window “HEY! HEY MAAM! HE WANTS TO EAT YOUR PUSSY!!!” She said
this several times. It was so embarassing, but at the same time, funny
as hell. I can’t believe people consider us adults. Later on, we were
in the left lane, and she kept shouting shit out of my window, which I
had to roll up because of her. She even shouted out “STOP HITTING ME”
to make people think I was hitting her. Oh, we have so much fun
together! If only………….. -
This afternoon, I had to wait at Dave’s house for a table to be
delivered. I arrived at about 11:45 in the AM, as the table was due to
be delivered between Noon and 5PM. I was up early today, so I was
hungry by the time I got there. The search was on for food. I wound up
making a sandwich of 2 types of lunch meat I can’t remember and some
cheese. It was……….eh, ok. The whole time I was eating, those 2
mangy, stinky ass mutts kept bothering me. I swear, I hate those dogs.
Just leave me alone for cryin out loud, shit, I don’t bother you, so
why can’t you leave me alone. I watched some TV, as Planes, Trains and
Automobiles was on. It has been a while since I have seen that movie,
but its still funny as hell. I also clicked on another very crappy
movie with a hot kid. But, the movie was so bad, that I couldn’t bare
to watch. After a while, I decided to play PS2. I was excited to see he
had some retro games, such as Paperboy, Spy Hunter, and Rampage. It
sucked, because Paperboy did not have the same catchy music and it was
harder to play then I remember it. Same goes for Spy Hunter, but
Rampage was pretty much the same as before.
I agreed to
attend one of those meetings for Danel’s “get rich over a gradual
course of time scheme.” It was in Burr Ridge, the same town of the “get
rich over a gradual course of time scheme” that I attempted years back.
With the exception of the product, everything was pretty much the same.
It was wild. I walked in, and got introduced to 3 guys and a girl, all
of them were in their 20s. They also had a weird vibe and aura to them.
They all seemed………….how should I say…….possessed by the
thought of making big bucks. I could almost see the dollar signs in
their eyes. The girl looked like she was fucking
brainwashed………like she was in a cult, which, I guess, it is a
cult, in a way. They instantly asked some questions of me, like if I
was married, if I had a girlfriend (no, I don’t but there were a TON of
really hot guys at this thing………..I should join just based on
that) and if I had kids. They asked about my job, and then went right
into talking to me about what Danel and I refer to as “the plan.” At
about 8PM, the meeting/seminar thingy started. In this room, there were
all these guys dressed in really nice suits. Most of the people were
younger, a majority of them under 30 and pretty much all under 40. The
first guy that came up there to speak was smokin’ hot………..he
seemed like the type that would be hung too, not that I’m a size
queen………..ok, I totally am, I admit it. He then brought up this
other dude to speak, who very slowly took nearly 2 hours of my life
that I will never get back. He came up there with the microphone and
all, seeming like an unfunny (thats not a real word…….I made it
up…….yay me!) stand up comdedian. He told lots of stories and
generally just annoyed the shit out of me. He kept making a face like
this…………just picture that face. Here, I will do it again. Did
you catch it that time? Damn, stupid non showing my face computer!
Anywho, I would tell you all the shit he said, but why re-live
it…………and why take some of your time that you will never get
back. Also, I would really rather just sit here and make fun of him,
its more fun. Every joke he told, a lady in the back lauged at. This
had to be his wife. By law, she is required to laugh at every stupid,
unfunny, little thing he says in public……….marriage is so
stupid sometimes, it makes me wonder why gays would want to fight for
the right to marry. Most of the time, I had so many funny things that
came to my mind that I could say, things that Danel would find really
really funny, but instead I kept them to myself. I feel overloaded now,
like a midget drowning in a hot tub. At the end of the meeting, I told
John and Danel that I was not interested and left.
The Cubs…………….oh, the
Cubs…………….they pissed me off big time tonight. Fortunetly, I
spent most of the night at that worthless meeting, so I got to miss it.
Its frustrating, they should be beating teams like this. And, they had
oppurtunity after oppurtunity to win this game, and didn’t. Ahhhhh,
fuck it! -
I had an interview today, so I had to be up early (like 7:30AM). I had
a lot of trouble sleeping. This getting up early really really sucks.
The interview was at 9:30 and in Naperville, but really close to
Warrenville, so it was going to be about a 30 minute drive. I arrived
at the place at about 9:15. The building was sorta empty. Actually,
when I walked into the office, there was nobody behind the reception
desk, and there was a sign asking to ring the bell if you need
somebody. I did and somebody came up. They told me the person I needed
to see had stepped away and asked me to wait in a conference room.
After about 30 seconds, the lady that interviewed me walked in. She
started by telling me a lot about the company and what I would be
doing. It would be for a staff assistant. Lots of reports. The company
was actually RR Donnelley, the phone book people. She explained that
the reason the building was empty was because they had about 200
employees, but they were bought by another company, and now they have
only 20 people, and have not moved because the landlord told them to
stay. They told them to stay? What, like they were puppies?
“Stay………good boy!”
Anywho, to be honest, I’m
really not qualified for the job, but I did my best in the interview
anyway. At the end, she told me she was impressed, but had to do second
interviews. At the end of the interview, she asked me if I had any
questions, and I asked one. As she was answering it, a guy came in the
room and said that they needed to use the room for a conference call.
We promply finished up and she said if I had any more questions to
contact her. I did not have a good feeling about this one, but we will
see. -
I didn’t do a damn thing today. For some reason, I was tired all days.
my legs were sore from playing ball and running around yesterday. I
just wasn’t up for anything. I did talk on the phone for a while today
and watched the Cubs game. It was just one of those days where I just
did not want to do anything……………sometimes, those days are
great!
