March 19, 2005

• I had my half-day Friday today. I’m lovin this. I worked from
  1:30-5:15. I know. Real hard. Anywho, the card game would not start
  ’til 8, so I had lots of time to kill which I killed at the mall. Damn,
  there are always so many hot people there. Its frickin awesome.

  I have noticed an interesting trend recently. People don’t put as much
  emphasis on keeping their shoes tied, and I feel it a serious problem,
  at least as far as the shoelace is concerned. Walking around with a
  shoe untied really put a lot of wear and tear on the damn shoelace,
  when will people realize that? Maybe its an in thing, like having pants
  that hang down, or tounge rings. Maybe I’m just old fashioned, but it
  seemed like back in the day, keeping your shoes tied meant something.
  Now, its like “who gives a damn, so my shoe is untied, just give me
  another nipple piercing and I will be on my way.” But, I feel the lace
  just doesn’t deserve that kind of treatment. Will somebody, please
  think of the shoelace in all of this?

  Cards was………….disappointing………..no, I don’t know if thats
  the right word…….unfullfilling, that might be the right word. We
  had 2 games, 9 people in each game. Top 3 get cash, fourth place gets a
  straight  porn. Long story short, I walked out of there with 2
  fucking porns if you can believe that. How fucking ironic is that? The
  gay guy gets 2 useless fucking porns. I have already won 2 other porns
  from previous games (although I passed on taking one the last time I
  won), which is frustrating to be that close to getting my money back
  and not get it. Shit, even if I were straight, I would still rather win
  the damn fucking money. Even though I’m doing ok when we play, its
  still not winning. When I get down, I play scared and try to protect my
  money. This other guy tonight told me something that I should try, and
  that is to try to bet the same, no matter if you are up big or down. He
  also said that if I have something, don’t rush and bet really quick or
  very slow, but just have the same reaction each time. I think I will
  try both of these tips, although I really should have implemented it
  tonight.

  The one cute band teacher was there tonight. He brought a friend that
  was hotter than him. It was sweet, except that he kicked my ass 8 ways
  from Sunday. In fact, he finished in 2nd place in the first game. Man,
  I can’t wait to play again. I get like this each time I play. As soon
  as I’m done, I want to play again. Of course, I thought about it the
  whole way home and stewed about how I lost. I should video tape these
  games so I can find out what I can do to improve, you know, the same
  thing baseball players do to improve their swings. And then, maybe I
  can start using steroids too.

  • 4:08 am
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