June 29, 2005
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Today at work we had a food day. We had hot dogs and sloppy joes and
all sorts of stuff. I had an idea, putting sloppy joes on my hot dog,
you know, sorta like it was a chilli dog. We also cookies, cake, donut
holes and bagels. The thing about the bagel, is that its sorta like the
donut’s ugly cousin. Don’t get me wrong, I like bagels. I mean, they
are ok. But, given the choice, I would always choose the donut. Its a
lot better. Face it, you have to put cream cheese on a bagel to make it
taste good, sorta like how the ugly cousin has to put on a lot of
make-up look good. People always settle for the bagel, just like they
settle for the ugly cousin. Yet, if something better comes along, they
always ditch the bagel/ugly cousin for the better offer. Now, I would
feel sorry for the ugly cousin, but I don’t feel sorry for the bagel.
After all, the bagel is moving in on the donut’s territory. After all,
Dunkin Donuts now sells bagels. And like the ugly cousin, the bagel is
looking for acceptance from everybody, where as the donut and the
hottie are very confident in their own abilities. As well they should.
I mean, after all you can’t beat a donut. Ok, so Oreos beat donuts, but
donuts are still great.I did something only I could do today. I will skip part of the story,
but lets just say, it ends with me smacking my head on a glass dish!
No, it didn’t break, and yeah, I was ok, but I have a slight headache
and a bump on my head.
