November 2, 2005

• All the critics agree, America does not need more Rocky or Rambo
  movies. In fact, Roger Ebert has publically stated that “if these
  movies get made, I’m leaving America and joining Al Qada.” Richard
  Roeper says “These movies would be the worst thing to happen to America
  since herpes.” And Rex Reed says “Mike, if you dare make up shit about
  me the way you did about those other 2 fucks, I’m gonna tear the
  testicles from your scrotum and re-circumcise you.”

  Big news people!!! I have found out recently that black and tan
  match!!!! Because of this new found excitement, I’m going to throw a
  black shirt-tan pants combo into my weekly rotation. Keith and Heather
  first told me it matches over the weekend and then people at work today
  told me it matches too. The only debate now, is the shoes. Some people
  say black shoes, others say brown shoes. This is where you come in,
  please tell me what matches best. Man, I am starting to get really good
  at this whole gay thing. Maybe in a couple of years, I can start
  dressing myself!!!

  The Bulls opened the season tonight and although I expect a good season
  from them, they have looked awful in this first game so far. And to
  make matters even worse, Kirk Hinrich just hurt his ankle. I just never
  expected them to get their asses handed to them by the Charlotte
  Bobcats, after all, they are a 2nd year team! There is no reason why
  they should be losing this badly to a team that is younger then Keith
  and Heather’s 18 month old son. As for the rest of the NBA, who knows
  who is going to win. I have to think the Heat and Spurs are going to be
  very strong, but my big suprise team is Cleveland. Lebron James is just
  so fucking good and now he has Larry Hughes on his team. Look out.

  So, Bush made his pick for the Supreme Court earlier this week, and it
  was far worse than we could have imagined. This guy is EXTREMELY
  conservative. And, he is Catholic. If confirmed, it will, GULP, give us
  5 Catholics on the Supreme Court. As a recovering former Catholic, this
  is frightening. Then again, any hardcore religious person is scary,
  this
  country could get very………..restrictive in a hurry. Although I’m
  not surprised at his choice, I’m still disappointed in his choice and
  hope he does not get confirmed. What ever happened to chosing a
  moderate to replace another moderate? And what about selecting another
  female to replace Sandra Day O’Connor? Of course, this choice has
  excited the conservative right. I just hope the Democrats at least put
  up a good fight for this one. The thing about Democrats, is that they
  are such pussies. Well, they need to wake the fuck up and do something
  about this.

  I came out to my friend’s Dae and Jean last night. It was in an email.
  I explained to them why Jt and I aren’t friends anymore. So far, I
  haven’t gotten an email back, so I don’t know how they took it. They
  are pretty open-minded and Dae is an Atheist (I’m pretty sure he
  is…….he has issues with religions) so I think they would be ok with
  it, but I’m still a little worried about it. I’m not nearly as close
  with them as I once was, like back when we were roadies for him, so if
  they do not accept it, it would hurt, but I could get over it. Still, I
  believe they will be fully accepting of it and welcome me with open
  arms. We really don’t see them all to often, at this point, its pretty
  much only once or twice a year. In fact, we haven’t seen them since
  last year’s friends Thanksgiving, but I hope we start seeing them more
  often, they are good people.

  Former Cub Matt Lawton tested positive for steroids. This is a
  disappointment, since I have always liked him, but the thing I’m
  impressed with is that he didn’t blame anybody and took full
  responsibility, unlikes just about everybody else that tested positive.

  As I write this, the Bulls are in the process of coming back. They have
  cut what was once a 23 point deficit to 10. Still a long way to go with
  not a lot of time, but who knows. Now its a 7 point deficit. Ohhhhhh.

  I’m posting this little paragraph after watching the rest of the game.
  Don’t I feel like a fucking asshole, the Bulls came back and won in OT.
  They trailed by as much as 25 points including 21 going into the 4th
  quarter and came back and won. WOW!!!

  • 10:56 pm
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