December 21, 2005

• I found out today that the tow truck company has been fired from AAA.
  Also, I was reminded that my ex boss’ name is listed as part owner of
  the tow truck company, which means she is going down too. They are
  saying that the company stole 2 million dollars in cars. Lets
  comprehend this for a second. This cars are being given away for
  charity, which means that they are not cars that are of a high value.
  So, lets just assume that each of these cars are worth $5000, maybe
  $10,000 at the most. Do you realize how many cars he would have to have
  stolen? Fuck. Anywho, I have heard from other former co-workers about
  this, and this is what some of them have had to say:
  “What a XMAS BONUS this is I love it”
  “I don’t really need anything else for Christmas!”
  “He’s been sowing bad seeds and is about to reap a
  
   bad harvest”
  “Thats fuckin sweet dude, thanks for the update !! That BaStArD will
  finally burn !!! Wonder what his little girlfriend is thinking about
  this…Ha HA”
  So, there you go. Thats just some of the people and it shows how
  severely disliked these people were. The more I thought about it, the
  more I laughed and found joy in it. I talked to Danel tonight about it
  for about a half hour, some people at AAA are shocked, others are not
  suprised at all; all of them think that it couldn’t happen to a bigger
  asshole.

  So, a Republican judge in Pennsylvania has ruled that intelligent
  design faith masquerading as science yesterday. U.S. District Judge
  John E. Jones criticized the “breathtaking inanity” of the 2004
  decision by the Dover Area School Board to insert intelligent design
  into the science curriculum. First of all, I’m shocked that a judge,
  who according to articles is a Republican who goes to church each week
  and was appointed by Bush, would side against creation, or so called
  “intelligent design.” Honestly, I can’t even see how this can even be a
  debate. I don’t understand how something that can never be proved and
  is just theory can even be considered to be taught in school. From all
  that I have read, evolution is pretty damn close to fact and is
  accepted by pretty much every sciencetist. Plus, we also have freedom
  of religion and separation of church and state. So, that pretty much
  means that there shouldn’t even be a debate about this; if we teach
  intelligent design in our schools, we are selling our children short of
  their education. We are discrediting science and doing a disservice to
  educators and students everywhere. We need to teach fact, not opinion
  in our schools. Fact, 4+4 is 8 (at least, I’m pretty sure it is, I
  don’t have a abacus to confirm this); opinion math sucks ass. The way
  I see, creation is just religion’s opinion and without it, their whole
  belief system starts to crumble. I think that teaching creation dumbs
  us down and makes us look like, well, dumbasses.

  When common sense proved creation to be bullshit, the religious leaders
  decided to come up with another fancier sounding term to try to make
  creation sound smart and hence, the stupid term intelligent design
  evolved from creation. Therefore, I think we evolutionists need to come
  up with a fancy sounding term of our own………..you know, something
  like “remarkable indifference”, or “orgasmic changes”. Something that
  really says “hey, people, use some common sense here.” Of course, we
  already have the full backing of science, intellect, and for now, the
  US courts. But, you can damn well bet the creationists are going to be
  trying to come back stronger than ever; I’m sure they will go through
  some sort of metamorphais or evolve into something that they can use to
  argue their side. So, we need to remain vigilant in our defense of what
  makes sense. We need to keep moving forward, even as they try their
  damnest to bring us back to our primitive thinkings.

  Speaking of religion, did anybody watch the Barbara Walters special
  last not on Heaven? I don’t normally watch her, but the Bulls were
  getting whipped by the Charlotte fucking Bobcats (I mean, what the
  fuck!!!) so I switched over and found it very interesting. She
  interviewed a lot of people from a lot of different religions,
  including a Jew (Jackie Mason) a Christian (some born again
  Evil-angelical, the leader of the whole thing, uh, whats his name?), a
  Muslim (a failed suicide bomber, if you fail, you are basically
  screwed) and a Buddhist (the Dalai Lama, spelling please). It was very
  interesting to see people’s belief systems and to sit back and pick it
  apart. I just hope that a lot of people watched it so that they can see
  others views and open their mind, not to try the other religions, but
  instead to lessen the hate and disrespect of others. The 2 things that
  all of these people had in common was an after life, and the unwavering
  belief that their way was the right way, and all the others are fucked
  for not agreeing. Ok, so the Dalai Lama didn’t really believe that the
  others were fucked, but all the others pretty much did. Watching this
  made me feel both hopeful and frustrated. There is still too much
  arrogance in religion. For example, this other Atheist at work that
  watched it too was saying that a lot of people have been coming up to
  her recently trying to talk her into becoming one of them (all of them
  Christians, mind you); one lady even went as far as to give her a book
  to read. A born again at work found out I was a non-believer and told
  another co-worker that “I just don’t know and I need to learn.” Danel
  always tells me I need to “find Jesus and have Jesus in my life,
  otherwise I will go to hell.” Who the fuck do these people think they
  are? They sad part is that they think they are “saving” me and doing
  their Christian duty. But, how arrogant of them to try to tell me how
  to lead my life and tell me what to do. They don’t preach to me about
  other things, like what to eat or what kind of car to drive. These
  people, they are so brainwashed and diluted into thinking their way is
  the only way, they don’t stop to see that their way is not the right
  way for everybody. It pisses me right the fuck off. And if I turn them
  down, you know what they say? Ok, well then I will pray for you. No, I
  don’t want you to fucking pray for me. I don’t need your prayers and am
  offended that you say that to me. Sure, I know you THINK your
  intentions are good, but damnit, my beliefs are  private and my
  own business (I’m well aware of the irony of me saying that it is
  private as I put this on a website for the whole world to see, so no
  need to point that out) and I don’t need your prayers, but instead,
  just your respect for my beliefs and choices.

  • 10:45 pm
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