June 21, 2006

• You know what is damn ironic? Homophobia in the military. First of all,
  gays not being allowed in the military is, in theory unconstitutional
  and unacceptable, but we all know how I feel about that. What I’m
  talking about is that for the most part, the military is like sports in
  that being gay is not tolerated, yet the military is a lot more gay
  than people realize. First of all, have you seen these recruiters chase
  these young guys? And as soon as they find out they aren’t legal, they
  are on to the next kid. Its like they are directors of a gay porno.
  Honestly. “Oh, look at him, he looks like a young, strong stud”, now
  are they talking about for the military or to star in “Harry Peter and the Sorcerer’s Magic Wand.”  Really,
  you can’t tell the difference. And once they get into the military,
  they have to start shaving, being as smooth as possible, just like a
  gay porn star. And you have to be fit, let’s get rid of any extra
  pounds, you have to look good and be in tip top shape. Of course, you
  want to look good for your fellow soliders, after all, you are going to
  be spending all your time trapped with these guys, working, sleeping
  and showering with them. Just try and tell me this doesn’t sound really
  really gay. REALLY GAY. Wait…………smooth, fit guys sleeping and
  showering together? How do I sign up? And think about the weapons and
  tools used in the military. First, you have guns, and what represents
  an orgasm better than a shooting gun? Now, look at the shape of a
  bazooka? LOOOOOOOOONG and THICK. And, tell me you don’t just giggle
  every time you see the top of a tank, with that long rod that shoots
  shit? It couldn’t be anymore gay looking. And what about grenades? Very
  test-tacular, if you know what I mean. Shit, even a submarine is shaped
  kinda like an uncut cock. The more I think about it, the military is a
  raging, closeted homosexual. And the don’t ask don’t tell policy? Its
  kinda like these guys that are on the down low, you know, like one of
  those  “oh, oh, fuck my ass, but don’t tell my wife about it” kind
  of guy. Why do you think they have a don’t ask don’t tell policy. After
  all, the wives know their husbands are on the down low, they just don’t
  ask them and the guys don’t tell the wives. That’s why gays aren’t
  allowed in the military, the military is afraid of being outed. And how
  about the rivalry between the various branches of the military? They
  are brutal and cut throat to each other, just like how gay guys are to
  other gay guys when trying to pick up guys. Oh, oh, and oh my God, the
  arrogance. Gay guys are arrogant, they know they are good looking, the
  same with marines. Shit, just about every marine I have ever met has
  been an arrogant prick. And they are most arrogant towards their own
  military kind, such as towards navy people. And gays are most arrogant
  towards their own kind. See what I mean, so when you think of it, gays
  would be right at home in the military, so why not just let gays in,
  like you know the military is dying to do, but are just afraid to admit
  it, just like a closeted homo.

  • 10:37 pm
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