September 24, 2006

• Tonight was my cousin’s daughter’s wedding. Yes, that does make her my cousin too, but she is my second cousin, so I only……………ahhhhhh, the hell with it, why do I even need to explain it? Anywho, it was at a country club in Orland Park. We arrived shortly before 6 in the pm. She wanted to have an outside wedding, but the way things were looking about an hour before it started (it was starting at 6) it looked like we didn’t have a chance in hell of having an outside wedding. But, as it turned out, it was like somebody had turned on a switch and it stopped raining. Soon, they were drying off the seats that were outside. There was this very cute guy that was drying off the seats. I made it my goal to talk to him later. This was my kind of wedding, quick and painless. In fact, the ceremony was over in what seemed to be 15 minutes. We quickly headed back in. I was starving. First, they started serving champagne. After a few minutes, they started with appetizers (there is another fancy word for this, but I have no earthly idea how to spell it, but you all know the word, so feel free to insert it here). They had pork, beef, chicken and mushrooms. Good shit. There was this older female waitress who was serving. By older, I mean she was somewhere in her 40s, but she was too old and too female for me. Anywho, I told her she was doing a good time and she said that was very sweet. She told me this was her first day. Walked away and came back up to me a little while later. She started to talk to me and it was then that I realized that she liked me. And, I’m not just saying that, as you will learn more about her later. At this time, though, she asked me what my sign was. She told me that her daughter got married last week and blah blah blah. She also mentioned that she had a boyfriend, so I thought that she was just doing some friendly flirting. As for me, however, I was far more interested in one of her co workers.

  It was then that I saw the cute guy was serving near the bar. I made it a point to go to the bar and on the way back, I stopped and ate from him. He ran out of ‘srhooms, but told me he would bring out more just for me. I walked back towards our table and he came back out near us. Damn, he was cute. He came out fully stacked with more food. Several of us gathered around him and ate what he had. We talked to him and as he put it, entertained him for a while. I found out that his name was Jason and he was 23. Oh, and he was very cute. Had a wonderful smile. And eating mushrooms from him was hot! He must have stood there for a good 20 minutes to a half hour. He said that we were entertaining. I swear, I could have talked to him all night. Soon though, dinner started being served

  As he kept pushing out the carts with all the food, he would always go right past me and say something, always asking how the food was. I couldn’t get a vibe on him. I didn’t know if he was gay or straight, all I know is that I was very attracted to him.

  The food was very good. As usual, the soup was wonderful. For a main course, we had strip steak (kick ass!!!), chicken, string beans, and baked potatoes. Very very good. It was also during dinner that I removed my jacked, revealing my blue dress shirt. The older waitress lady came up to me and told me that most ladies love guys with blue dress shirts. My dumbass came up with a great line, but something I should not have said since I’m gay. I said “You know what ladies like more than a guy in a blue dress shirts? Guys out of blue dress shirts.” What can I say, though, although I don’t want to give her the wrong impression and lead her on, I also can’t pass up the opportunity to use a good line.

  Throughout the course of the night, my cousin’s husband Tim kept putting pressure on me to nail the waitress. He, of course, doesn’t know I’m gay. Things got only worse when She came up to me and asked me if I danced. She didn’t come right out and ask me to dance, but I could tell that she wanted me to ask her. She was nice, but kinda creepy. She told me that her daughter got married last week, but for some reason, she got uninvited to the wedding. Nevertheless, after that conversation, Tim was all over trying to get me to get with her. He even went as far as to say that he was going to give her my phone number. In the end, though, he never did. At least, I don’t think he did.

  Still, my eye was for Jason. Earlier in the night I had promised him a tip. So, he came up to me and I gave him a tip: always keep a change of clothes in the car, as you never know when you are going to have to run out of a house naked. Oh, and I also gave him $5. He told me he was leaving then. Shortly later, he returned and started drinking it up. Turns out, he knew some people at the wedding. He was so cute, but honestly, I just could not figure out if he was gay. He seemed to spend a lot of time not only talking to me, but also looking in my general direction. We kept making eye contact, but I didn’t know what to make of that. In the end, though, I didn’t pursue anything. What can I say, I didn’t know if he was gay or straight, which is a big problem. I mean, if he is gay, its all good (except I was at a wedding with extended family, none of whom I’m out too……………than again, I see these people once every million years, so why would I even bother tellling them). But, if he was straight, than there is a potential for a scene, and that is the last thing I need at a family wedding (or any wedding for that matter.)

  Anywho, thats all I can remember for now.

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