October 16, 2006

• Last night was the big card game at Dave’s house. I will make it brief, since I have a lot to write. We were trying to get 30 people to play. We can very very close, we had a grand total of 12 people! Holy shit, 12 people! What the fuck happened to all the people we play cards with? Between my people, Mark’s people, and Jt’s people, would should have been able to get 30 with our eyes closed. Then again, Mark was unable to play and therefore, none of his people played. Long story short, I did rather average and did not win any money. Dave’s neighbor actually won the whole damn thing. The funny part is that Dave predicted that his brother Darryl and Jt would be the top 2. Turns out, Jt was one of the first ones out and his brother I think finished 6th.

  After my perfect week picking games last week, I thought it would be very funny if I didn’t get a game right this week. Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t rooting for that to happen, but it would have been funny. Nevertheless, I wasn’t perfect this week, but as of right now, I’ve got a 4 point lead for the week and its looking like I will pick up big ground on the dude in first. Oh, and on a side note, with 2 games left to play for the week, Scooty told me that Dave has won only one game.

  Today, I finally became one of you: I reluctantly bought a cell phone. I probably got more minutes that I needed, but as is my understanding, once I realize this, I can still get this corrected. After buying the phone from Sprint, I made my way over to Best Buy where I would use $60 worth of gift cards to get myself a Bluetooth. For those of you that don’t know what this is, its a wireless earpiece for cell phones. Its supposed to do other things, but I have no idea what those other things are. All I know is that once I got the damn thing working, it was pretty cool. I was able to leave my cell phone on the table and walk away with the piece in my ear and still be able to hold a conversation. You gotta love technology. Obviously I love technology so much, that I waited a million years to get a damn cell phone.

  With this whole Mark Foley getting jiggy with 16 year olds, Denny Hastert has been all over the news, which is bad for anybody with eye sight. I have always thought he was pretty damn ugly, but holy shit has he gotten fatter and really really fucking ugly. I mean, he has really let himself go. I know, this sounds mean, but look at these pics of him. He is unsightly to say the least.

  
  
  Whoa nelly, I sure hope he wasn’t planning on taking part in any dating auctions

  
  He is so awful in this pic, the truck next to him needed a jump start after he stood next to it.

  
  Wow, he is so fat, even his reflection needs to go on a diet.

  
  How many damn fucking chins does one guy need? No wonder why Bush is smiling, next to him, he looks like an Adonis.

  
  The man is so fat, he needs two microphones to be heard.
  
  
  Look away people! Looking at this ugly face for longer than 3 seconds can turn you to stone. Just look at Bush, he can’t move.

  
  Wow. That’s ugly enough to make a gay man go straight.

  
  This singlehandedly might be the ugliest picture of any Congressperson ever. Holy shit, I mean what the fuck! Its so ugly, I can’t think of anything to say. Wait for it. Wait, it will come. He is so ugly in this pic, it was enough to make the entire press core pass out. They should use this pic when they are trying to sober up Courtney Love.

  I know, I was pretty mean on the guy. But hell, he is a Republican!

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