December 13, 2006
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Every year my work gives away at work massages during the holiday season. Anywho, I won a massage which happened to be today. What it is, is there are a couple of masseuses (spelling please) that come to work and give 10 minute massages. Not every employee wins a massage, but shit, there must have been about 50 people at least that won. I was one of the lucky ones and got a massage today. Fuck, it felt good, but what a damn tease. I mean, 10 minutes is better than nothing, but its like she gets going and then BOOM, its all over and with no happy ending. Still, I’m very grateful to my company for doing such a thing. I wonder if other companies do things like that? Nah, compaines like 3M don’t have things like that but instead make you pay just for thinking about a massage at work. Back in the day, I used to want to be a masseuse, but then I realized that some people are disgusting and you couldn’t pay me to touch them. Anywho, I just remember the greatest massage I ever had which was a $20 massage for an entire hour when I was visiting Mexico. Damn, that was the most relaxing hour of my life.
You know, I was thinking about something today. Gay guys talk a lot about having gaydar, but does the gaydar apply to girls? Not meaning if girls have gaydar, because I know some of them do. But, I mean, does your gaydar go off when you see a gay girl? Because there is this girl at work and for some reason, my malfunctioning gaydar goes off. This is why I ask others, because as is well documented, I don’t have much of a gaydar. My gaydar is so far off that my gaydar doesn’t even go off for myself. Now I don’t mean the obvious, lesbians that look like linebackers, but the subtle ones that look, you know, female. Can you tell they are gay by your gaydar? A lot of people claim to be able to tell gay guys even if they are straight acting (personally, I think they might be full of shit, nobody knows I’m gay unless I tell them) but what about gay girls?
I know its just a crazy fantasy thing, but I’m still in a disappointing shock that I didn’t make the fantasy football playoffs and also lost my lead (hopefully only temporarily) in the football pool. Before you say I’m being crazy, keep in mind that I would have won money. I’m as disappointed as when one of my favorite teams are eliminated from the playoffs, you know like when the Bears and Bulls lost in the playoffs earlier this year. Ok, I was more upset when the Cubs lost in the playoffs in ’03, but that was a whole different situation.
Comments (2)
i couldn’t tell ya if women have gaydar or not….i’m clueless as it is
Some do, some don’t I ithink most people have a bit of radar. Otherwise people would hit on anything and expect to get responses. Just look at all the gender benders out there. Not your style radar would tell you not tohit on someone if you are unsure of their gender and sexual prefernce. I know that they are people who like the opposite sex and dress like that sex.