January 23, 2007

• Well, that’s it people, I’m moving to Texas! Recently, my work took a picture of everybody in my sub department and sent it to a bunch of our agents that we work with. A couple of them have told my co workers that I was “cute” and “hot. ” Well, if I’m what they consider hot, than they must have a low standard of what hot is. Think about it, if I move down there, I will be a “hotness” God. After all, just look at me for shit’s sake.

  

  

  

  

  If they find that hot, than reaching “Hot God” status won’t be too difficult at all. Then again, What do these people that find me hot look like? Maybe they find me hot because they are all so ugly. If that is the case, than it would be pretty slim pickins down there; there would not be much to choose from at all. Anyway, I could never live in Texas, too many damn Republicans.

  Speaking of Republicans from Texas, Bush gave his State of the Union Address tonight. I realized now another reason to be grateful that the Dems took control of the House. We didn’t have to stare at Denny Hastert behind Bush for an hour. Granted, Nancy Pelosi is not exactly a looker, she kinda looks like a teenaged Skelator, but she way more pleasing to the eye compared to Hastert. I have never seen such an offensive sight. The man is so fat and ugly, that he would be denied entrance into a dark room, because you can actually feel just how ugly he is.

  Oh, by the way, for those of you that haven’t seen many pics of me, I swear, I’m not that funny looking, I just took the goofyest pictures I could find of me and posted them.

  Check out this story:

  Iguana with permanent erection risks chop

  January 23 2007 at 07:42PM

  Brussels – Mozart, an iguana stuck with a permanent erection six days after a mating session at a Belgian zoo, may have to have his penis amputated if the condition does not improve. “He will see the vet on Thursday,” said Enid Balemans, spokesperson for the Aquatopia Zoo in Antwerp, stressing that veterinarians were still considering alternative treatments. Even if an amputation is deemed necessary, Mozart will still be able to reproduce, because male iguanas have two penises, Balemans added. She said he was not showing obvious signs of distress, but added: “I imagine that if you are a man and you look at Mozart it hurts.” Holy shit, they have 2 penises, I have spent practically my whole life trying to get a second penis and here iguana’s are born with 2. How awesome is that, to have a back up penis just in case you have to amputate one of them? I also want to know what the hell kind of mating session he must have had to still have an erection 6 days later. Wow! From now on, I’m not going to say “fuck like rabbits” but instead “fuck like iguanas.” Could you imagine trying to hide a damn erection for 6 days? I would hate to be in a locker room trying to cover that shit up. Damn, a 6 day erection, that would even make Hugh Hefner proud. On the other hand, it does suck to have one of your cocks chopped. If the people in charge of this iguana’s sex life thought there was going to be some sort of problem, why didn’t they just switch cocks on the middle of the mating session. You know give the one cock a break. Shit, this must have been some sort of marathon session for the cock to still be hard 6 days later. Ok, I think that’s about enough of iguana cock talk for today.

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