February 26, 2007

• I guess I should apologize. I would imagine everybody couldn’t sleep last night because you were wondering how the my first waffle ironing experience turned out. I’m proud to say, I did not have to call the fire department. The gas company on the other hand, well, thats a different story. But enough about those fuckers, you all aren’t here to read about the gas company, you all came here for waffles waffles waffles! As you might expect, I made a mess. I had to use the 2 discs from The Departed to pull them off the waffle iron. And people thought The Departed would be useless when it came to making waffles. But, as you might not expect, they actually turned out pretty damn good, way better than the frozen ones. And they were filling, I ate them at about noon and didn’t eat again until like 6ish.

  While everybody else was busy watching the long, pointless and annoying as hell Oscars, I was watching The Departed. I have to say, there was a lot of departing in The Departed. It also totally kicked ass. I don’t know that it is my favorite Scorsese movie, I mean, there is a little movie called Goodfellas that totally rules.  I am glad he finally won an Oscar, it is well deserved, however I still feel that United 93 was the best movie of 2006.

  I have never been much of an awards show person. People make such a damn big deal of them. They seem to represent everything that is wrong with Hollywood. Now, I don’t mean to shit on everybody’s good time, but why is it always such a big deal? Its all about these damn celebs stroking their massive egos and “Look at me! Me Me Me Me!!! Did I mention me?” type attitudes. I know chicks really get into it to see what everybody is wearing and I guess I’m just not gay enough to understand any of that jazz. And I just don’t know how anybody can watch 5 hours of this shit, people blathering on about I’m grateful for this, and thank the lord for that, and may satan strike this person down for this and go fuck yourself for winning type of shit. And its always one lame ass joke after the other. And you want to talk about a greedy, what about these gift bags they give to every presenter? Its like $100,000 worth of stuff, and if there is anybody that doesn’t need this shit, its these people, they  can all afford it. What they should do is take $100,000 and give it to the charity of their choice. Or better yet, how about making these people PAY to present these awards, after all for most of them, its the most high profile thing they will do all year that doesn’t involve a divorce proceeding. Its like free publicity for themselves. Actually, its like getting paid for it, because they are getting all these damn gifts.

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