May 15, 2007
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Wow, I’m shocked that the Bulls went into Detroit and beat the living hell out of the Pistons. Now granted, this is only 2 wins and they still have a LOOOOOONG way to go, but if you had told me after the game 3 disaster that the Bulls would force a game 6, I never would have believed it. And yet, here we are. I still don’t think the Bulls are going to win the series, after all if it does go to 7, the Pistons have home court and the team with home court usually wins game 7. I’d like to think the Bulls will win game 6 in Chicago on Thursday, but stranger things have happened in this series. Still, it would be totally fucking sweet if the Bulls come all the way back from a 3-0 deficit to win the series. Needless to say, I’m very excited, although also realistic at the same time.
And to make me even happier, the Cubs beat the shit out of the Mets tonight. See, I hate the Pistons more than any other team in basketball, so having the Bulls beat them was great. But, I hate the Mets more than any other team in professional sports, so the Cubs creaming them makes for a great night. I wonder what’s next? Pat Robertson dying?
Have you heard the good news about Jesus? That’s right, he finally whacked Jerry Falwell! This is about as great as Pat Robertson dying: Jerry Falwell is dead!!!!! Yes, one of the worlds most hateful bigots has finally died, proving once again that even though it takes a long time, even evil people can’t cheat death forever. I guess his steady diet of Big Macs, ice cream, Oreos and gay hate pie finally caught up to him. I say they should cremate him, put his ashes in a coffin, go to the bottom of the ocean, dig for a mile and drop him in, that way he doesn’t have to go as far to get where he is headed. Before you say I’m being mean on a dead dude, keep in mind that this is the same guy that said September 11th was the fault of the gays, ACLU, abortionists, and the feminists because God was let his guard down to punish all of the above. That was just one stupid thing he has said. In dishonor of the man, here are some others:
“If you’re not a born-again Christian, you’re a failure as a human being.”
“I had a student ask me,
“Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?” Of course, we know the
blood of Jesus Christ can save him, and then he must be executed.”
– Rev Jerry Falwell, cited in Cary McMullen,
“Falwell: Now Is the Time for Gospel,” in the Lakeland (Florida)
Ledger (November 12, 2001), quoted from Randy Cassingham, This is True (18
November 2001). Falwell added: “We visit prisoners on death row, and some of
them are saved, but we believe their sentences should be carried out because
they have a debt to society.”“I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won’t
have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and
Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!
– Rev Jerry Falwell, America Can Be Saved,
1979 pp. 52-53, from Albert J Menendez and Edd Doerr, The Great Quotations on
Religious Freedom“AIDS is not just God’s
punishment for homosexuals; it is God’s punishment for the society that
tolerates homosexuals.”
– Jerry Falwell
(attributed: source unknown)“The idea that
religion and politics don’t mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians
from running their own country”.
– Rev
Jerry Falwell, Sermon, July 4, 1976Really, I could go on and on and on and on, but we don’t have that much time.
