April 30, 2008

• First of all, check out Liam’s (iusedtobeneat) new blog which has a brilliant post on gay rights and why gays should not get married.

  http://blogs.the217.com/withtongue/

  Perhaps you might have missed this one, but it turns out that masterbating at least 5 times a week can help prevent prostate cancer. Finally. I mean, when has something fun been known to be good for you? It seems like everything fun is also bad. Well, here are some other headlines I’d like to see.

  • Eating chocolate helps you lose weight
  • Drinking helps improve your memory
  • Sex with random strangers can prevent heart attacks.
  • Eating lots of dairy products helps your digestive system
  • Eating meat helps your blood flow
  • Listening to loud music cures headaches.

  I guess we won’t be seeing any of those headlines anytime soon. But still isn’t it refreshing to see that something as fun as masterbating is good for you. And the best part about it is that for good prostate health you should do it 5 times a week. Unlike the whole “drinking wine in moderation is supposed to help your heart, masterbating  5 times a week is a good amount. I mean, if they had said no more than once or twice a week, we would all be screwed. But 5 times a week? Shit, that means that even if you skip 2 days a week, you are still meeting their goal. Of course, what they say now may not be true a few years from now. Shit, they may decide that masterbating is bad for the prostate or bad for another part of the reproductive system, but for now, I say jerk away. Now if you’ll excuse me…………..

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