May 24, 2008
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John, Scooty and I went to see the new Indiana Jones movie last night. I have always like the Indiana Jones movies, but I wasn’t convinced that they needed to make another one. And this one wasn’t anything like I thought it would be. I’m now going to tell you all about the movie. See, what it is, is Indy is such a huge Hannah Montana fan that he wants to change his name from Indiana to Montana. So, he gets the paperwork that he needs to fill out to change his name. Because he is like 87 years old, he calls Shia LeBeof to come over and help him fill it out. So he gets there and they have dinner and hang out before starting to get to the paperwork. Now its time for the paperwork. This actually takes them 14 hours because as it turns out, Shia is really fucking stupid and in addition, doesn’t know how to read. But somehow, they manage to fill out the paperwork. They go to mail it and realize they don’t have any stamps. Ohhhh, now this is when it gets good. This is when the adventure begins. They now have to leave the house to get stamps! They drive all the way to the store only to find out its closed. Now you won’t even believe what happens next. Its almost too much, I don’t want to spoil it because it might be the most exciting scene in the entire movie. Ohhhh, what the hell, I’ll tell you anyway. So the store is closed, right. You know what they did? They went back home and went to sleep! The next morning they got up early in the morning, picked up some stamps and mailed the paperwork. A mere 15 weeks and 4 social security checks later, his name is changed. And that’s the movie!!! Ohhhh, this might be the best Indiana…………errrrr……………..Montana Jones movie yet!
