June 4, 2008
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After the Cubs game the other day we were hanging out at a local bar. There were a couple of disgustingly hairy guys who were wearing sleeveless shirts. These are the types of guys who have such hairy chests that the hair lovingly overflows out of the top of the shirt, you know, kinda like nasty seaweed that is oozing out of the ocean. Now the hair has moved on and has overtaken the back and arms. So, needless to say, one could see hair all over up and down the arms. Its really sick. What makes me wonder is what the fuck are these guys thinking? Yeah, I’m sure they really don’t care what others think, which is great and all but it doesn’t mean its pretty. I think they should take into consideration the fact that they are practically making people throw up in their beer at the sight of their head arms. Now it wasn’t even that it was all that hot. It was really only about 60ish out, which is not really shirtless weather. The thing is, I would think they might be at least a little bit insecure about their hairy arms. But no, they aren’t insecure in the least. Now I can understand why they don’t shave them. As I have mentioned before, razors are outrageously and unreasonably expensive and with the amounts of heavy, thick hair on their arms, they would be spending a small fortune on razors and shaving materials. And there is always the fear that if they shave it, the hair will grow back in thicker and heavier, which may or may not be true. But why not just keep them covered as not to sicken everybody? Maybe they are hoping that people will be so disgusted that they will shave their arms for them. I mean, after all its easier for somebody else to shave your arms than you shaving your own. And I know they aren’t clueless, you know they have to know that their hairy arms are making people queazy. I say cover that shit up for the good of everybody.
I should specify I’m talking about the biceps and not the forearms.
