May 4, 2009
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Jack Off All Trades
I’ve decided that I think I want to set little monthly goals for myself. From now on, I’ve got a goal to masterbate in as many different rooms at work as I possibly can. I work in a decent sized building; its 4 stories but its a rather large 4 stories, like at least 50 square feet. That leaves me with plenty of area that I can jerk it. As for time, well that’s easy, I get a 45 minute lunch each day and after jackin’ off that leaves me with 44 1/2 minutes to clean up and eat lunch.
There are a lot of restaurants that call themselves pancake houses. Just once I’d like to see the building actually made out of pancakes. Honestly, how could they call themselves pancake houses if its not made out of pancakes or the building isn’t built inside a pancake, kinda like how a treehouse is built inside a tree. Or, maybe they can shape the building like a pancake. Ok, maybe that’s a little bit crazy, but at the very least, you would think they would build a model house out of pancakes that they can keep near the register.
As you all know, I recently discovered a sixth toe on my left foot. Or maybe it was my right foot. Wait, maybe it was a fourth toe on my sixth foot. Nevertheless, the news is even better, its turns out that its actually a detachable toe! I wonder if its the long rumored toe that went all the way home.
His penis is insured by Lloyd’s Of London
His cock is so big, he can actually fuck himself, but he never has the need to so don’t even bother to suggest it.
The first time he jerked off his sperm climbed back in because they didn’t want to be away from the greatness yet to come.
He is: The Horniest Man In The World.
“I don’t always wear condoms but when I do, I prefer Trojan.”
