May 26, 2009
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Supreme Disappointment!
So President Obama made his Supreme Court pick today. I have to say I’m strongly opposed to this pick. Honestly, just what the fuck was he thinking? What about me? Why didn’t he pick me? Hell, I applied. I even submitted some references as well. Oh, I’m sure the dude he picked is going………….oh, wait, what’s that? I’m being told that he picked some chick. Well, who he picked isn’t important. What’s important is that it wasn’t me. Apparently I don’t have enough experience. According to a little thing called the United States Constitution, there are no qualifications to be a Supreme Court Justice. Oh sure, leave it to an elitist liberal to shit on the Constitution with his elitist demands. All of a sudden, Obama goes against what our founding fathers decided by picking somebody who has a law degree and who has judged before. Damn elitist. Just because I never went to law school or college or high school or most of middle school doesn’t mean I can’t judge.
What does he think I’m not capable of judging people? Does he think I can’t make decisions? Honestly how hard can it be? You listen to two people blather on for 5 minutes and then make a quick, rash decision so that people can get on with their damn day. And if you can’t make a decision you flip a coin, its that simple. I’m quite confident that I can decide in a Supreme manor and make everybody happy.
The job is easy. You get dressed in a robe, give Scalia a much deserved punch square in the face, plow Ruth Ginsberg, blackmail Clarence Thomas for sexual harassment, out John Roberts and call it a day. See, its easy and fun shit, especially punching Scalia.
Great. Now I gotta wait for Alito to get caught trying to ass finger Scalia before there is another opening.
Maybe if I stopped paying my taxes I could get Obama’s attention.
