July 15, 2009
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Private Johnson, Random
So is anybody else bored to absolute fucking tears at these Sonia Sotomayor hearings? Sure, its important shit, but when I turn Air America on in the morning on the way to work they are playing the hearings. And if there is one thing that is more boring than watching the hearings, its listening to them on the radio. And they are on CNN all day and we get to listen to Senators blather on endlessly with questions. They really should air them late at night when people have trouble sleeping.
Don’t tell my insurance company, but I never check my blind spot when driving. There, I said it.
My mother used wire cutters to cut her toenails. That should come as so much of a relief to you that you will sleep better tonight.
My problems with making coffee have been well documented right here on Xanga. For example, on Christmas Day of last year I managed to kill two coffee pots. I have had one problem after the other making coffee but now I think I’ve finally managed to…………..well not perfect it, but at least to make it drinkable and kinda good. Good news though, the whole story is about to be told for the whole world to see. Their is going to be a movie about my coffee pot murdering and my coffee making problems. Its going to be called Pothead and Alfred Hitchcock is coming back from the dead to direct it.
