May 19, 2010

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  I've said it before and I will say it again, the human body really is amazing. See how we have two of everything. Two eyes, two legs, two arms, two lungs. Are you like me, do you have a preference for certain body parts over the body's counterpart? Take my kneecaps for example. See, for the most part, I'm not racist. I say most part for a reason. You know how people say how somebody doesn't have a racist bone in their body, you know like that is supposed to mean something. Well, I've only got one racist bone in my body. Turns out my left kneecap has problems with Jews. I don't know exactly what the Jews did to piss off my left kneecap, but it really has some major Jew issues. I dunno why. The rest of me though, not racist. But its this exact reason why I prefer my right kneecap over my left kneecap. Hell I'd totally have the thing whacked if it wouldn't leave me in crippling pain. Although I'm right handed, I think I like my left hand more than my right hand, the reason being is because there are two things I do with my left hand and drying dishes is the other thing.

  All that being said, it is kinda disappointing that there are not doubles of everything. Oh sure, I'm fine with just one heart or one brain. But, why do men have only one penis? After all we have two balls, why not two cocks? I remember reading a story once about an iguana in China that had two cocks. Why couldn't we have two cocks? Could you imagine the use? If one gets tired you can go to the other one as a back up. And let's say you have to go piss really bad, and you can't wait to get it all out, wouldn't it be convenient to deploy a second penis to get it all out quicker? Just think that is relief in half the time!

  Oh sure, there would be problems with a second dick. Suppose you have to take Viagra, would both of them become erect or would one lay limp while the other one does all the work................or gets all the action, depending on how you look at it. And what if one cock is huge and the other is tiny, wouldn't that look really odd? Of course, maybe that could be a good thing, after all some people get scared off when they see a cock that is big enough to beat a baby seal. For those people you can give them the tiny cock. Or maybe they are size queens, then you can give them the big cock. And just imagine, with two cocks you can cross swords all by yourself!

  Damn. I think I really have too much time on my hands. If only I had a second cock to keep myself busy.............

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