July 27, 2010

• Sexy Weenus

  You know, I’ve come to realize that I’ve got REALLY sexy elbows. I’ve got elbows that won’t quit. People are always saying to me “Holy shitsquares, Mike, you have got some damn sexy elbows” or “Well fuck me senseless Mike, you have got a weenus that won’t quit!” See, the weenus is the skin on the elbows but I’m sure many of you already knew that.

  I think though this can be the start of a whole new career for me: elbow model! My elbows can be filmed and photographed in all sorts of dubious positions, maybe wearing some new fenagled elbow jewelery. Or maybe I can be in elbow porn in which my elbows finger people. Except it wouldn’t be fingering but instead elbowing. Or maybe my elbows can be stunt elbows in the latest lame ass Hollywood crapfest starting Nicolas Cage.

  I guess the sky really is the limit when you have elbows this hot. Oh please, don’t hate me because I have amazingly beautiful elbows. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go put in my two weeks notice at my job.

  • 11:11 pm
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