February 9, 2011
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Justin Sanity
Well this is it people. I have found a way to bring people together. And not just a small number of people, but actually a whole shitload of people. Rich, poor, old, young, black, white, Hispanic, Asian, gay, straight, Muslim, Jew, criminals, Republicans, Democrats, pretty much everybody but teen and preteen girls. Shit, did I leave anybody out? It doesn’t matter. Everybody who reads this is going to agree: we must make Justin Bieber go away.
I’ve realized he is everyfuckingwhere! Early last week he was on Letterman. Than on Thursday he dropped in on The Daily Show, not as an interview guest but in a little sketch at the start of the show with Jon Stewart. Friday night he shows up on Letterman again to do the Top 10 List. They go to commercial. They come back and there the little fucker is playing the god damn drums. Saturday night he all of a sudden shows up on Saturday Night Live during the Church Lady skit. Think that was enough? Nope, all of a sudden he is in another skit that spoofed the movie The Roommate. Okay, so obviously he was in New York City all last week. Finally Sunday rolls around and I think there is no way he would be in Dallas at the Super Bowl. And I had not heard about him being in any Super Bowl commercials so finally we are in a Bieber Free Zone. Nope, guess the fuck again. Just when I thought we made it the entire night without seeing the little shit all of a sudden he pops the fuck up in a commercial with Ozzy Osbourne. Excuse me Ozzy, but that’s not very Prince of Darkness of you.
Now I know he has a movie that he is pushing, but there is still a little bit of Justin overkill here. And it’s not even that he is a bad kid. He does seem nice enough. And it’s not like he isn’t talented. He does have a great voice and certainly he played the fuck out of the drums. And of course, he is dreamy; he might be only 16, but that doesn’t mean he can’t be hot. He also seems gay. As hell. But, his music REAAAAAAALLLLLY SUCKS. Bad. Really bad. And he is totally fucking stupid. Like, Jessica Simpson stupid. Like Brittney Spears fucking stupid. Oh sure, like every other teenager he overuses the word like. But, it is more than that. During his interview with Letterman, he came off as a complete airhead. It’s almost like the hair has been done so many times that it sunk into his brain and make him a colossal fucking flake. Look, I know he is only 16, but I have seen other young stars who don’t seem nearly as dumb.
I think even little girls are growing weary of him. I’ve some friends who’s 11 year daughter loves his cd but does not like him at all. Like every other teen heartthrob, it’s only a matter of time before his time passes. Soon his career will turn to total shit and he will wind up in rehab before finally coming out of the closet at 30 something so that he can finally get more attention. If you ask me, his time being up can not come fast e-fuckingnough!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go stare at pictures of Justin Bieber that I bought.
Comments (1)
Bieber fever….*GAG* His hair really really bothers me. And i can’t tell you how many teenage boys are now going for that look. YUCK! I’m really glad i don’t have kids around that age because i just couldn’t handle my children liking or mimicking him. I wonder if he really had a choice to make his own music, would it be this gumball shit. I think they just tell him what to sing and how to sing it. He’s a puppet and he’ll probably end up in rehab…sad. He has gotten too big too fast for this to not have a long term affect on him. He will probably get caught up in all the drugs and lifestyle at some point. Just wait.