May 22, 2011
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Milwaukee-talkie
As I mentioned in my last post that nobody read, some of my friends and I took a trip to Milwaukee for the weekend. So now its time for me to tell you all about the weekend, complete with made up names for my friends and my amazing drawings of the trip.
The plan was to leave on Friday night and pick up our one friend up at the airport on the way. For the most part, the plan when off without a hitch and yadda, yadda, yadda, we were in Milwaukee on a Friday night.Three of us wanted to go to the casino while the other three did not want to go. Now in honor of Milwaukee, all of the made up names will be names associate with Milwaukee or Wisconsin. So, myself, Brett Favre and Mrs. Cunningham went to the casino while Red Foreman and Laverne and Shirley didn’t. This was the first time I had ever been to the Potawatomi casino. This was a place my mom used to go play bingo at every New Year’s Eve for years. So we decided to play bingo.
There was just a couple of catches. First of all, we had not played in a really long time, probably like 10 years. Also, I was drunk. And the bingo caller seemed to call really fast. Or maybe because it was drunk time it just seemed fast as time always moves faster when one is drunk. We wound up sitting next to a really nice girl who was a bartender from Kenosha. She was by herself and was kind enough to help us out throughout the night. She even played Mrs. Cunningham’s cards when he got up to go to the bathroom and wasn’t back in time before the next game started. Hell, somebody had to play them as Brett Favre and I had a hard enough time maintaining our own cards.
We got back to the hotel shortly after three. I should clarify that the six of us got two conjoining rooms at the hotel. It was me, Brett Favre, and Mrs. C in one room and Red Foreman, and Laverne and Shirley in the other room. Even though I wasn’t really tired, we went to bed about five in the A.M. Shortly after the guys in the other room went to bed, Brett Favre went in there room and ordered a wake up call for 6 A.M. just to be funny. He even did it the next night as well and they called our room too and woke me up!
Saturday we went to the Miller Brewery and the Milwaukee Brewers game. Since I was too stupid to remember to bring an actual fucking camera, instead you get to see the trip through the wonder and amazement that is my drawings.
Okay so this isn’t a drawing. Its not even from the trip. But it is me in my fireman’s hat. I command respect!
That’s me doing a keg stand at the brewery. Notice the blood rushing to my head. I was dizzy for like 20 minutes after that.
That’s an exact replica of where they make Miller beer.
Here is a picture of the ballpark from our seats. Pretty good, eh?After the game we decided to hit the fucking town. The plan was to go to a piano bar but it wound up being so packed that it was over capacity. So, we found ourselves on Water Street, which is the college bar part of town. The streets and bars were packed with hot, young, college kids. Of course, we were totally out of place, but who gives a fuck. We wound up going to Coyote Ugly which totally kicked ass, even for a gay guy. For those of you that don’t know, Coyote Ugly is a bar in which chicks dance on the bar. I wound up paying $20 for a couple of the ladies to get on top of each other while I do a body shot off of them. If only they knew…………..anywho, here is the pic
After a while, Brett Favre, Mrs. Cunningham and I left there to go bar hopping among several other bars. We found ourselves in a country bar which I didn’t like. Mrs. Cunningham bought me a beer in spite of the fact that I said that I was not going to be drinking for a little bit for fear of throwing up. So I gave the beer to Brett Favre. I soon realized that I don’t like country bars on the account that I hate country music. So I went back to the piano bar by myself. By this time, it was 12:45 and they were no longer over capacity.
So that is just a brief summary of the trip. I will fill in some more of the gaps in a later post. But, rest assured, a great time was had by all.
