January 29, 2013

• Puff Puff Give

  You know I was thinking recently about which celebrities would be cool to sit around and smoke a joint with. You know, kind of like a pot round table. Besides getting a mad case of the munchies, or giggling uncontrollably, people tend to get philosophical when they get stoned. They sometimes have deep conversations, even if those conversations are not very coherent or intellectual. But often times they are. They share deep thoughts and unique opinions about any number of topics. And the thing about pot, is that it crosses cultural barriers. People from all walks of life do smoke or have smoked pot. Rich, poor, black, white, old, young, gay, straight, Asian, Hispanic, males, females, it really doesn’t matter. It is one of the few things that is popular among any group of people. Oh sure, college students and the NBA are probably the biggest users, but heck, that is only because that is what you do in college: you get stoned. But if I were to put together a small group of people to sit around and get high with and engage in some fun conversations, who would I want there?

  • Bill Clinton- Everybody knows he smoked pot and I don’t care what he says, he inhaled. And shit, he might even still smoke it. And although he is a total bullshitter who tells many tall tales, he is still extremely brilliant on many topics and very charming. Hell, I would imagine just having a one on one conversation with him would be awesome, even without the weed.
  • Snoop Dogg/Lion Or Whatever He Is Calling Himself This Hour- I used to not be a Snoop fan. Actually I used to hate him. And it’s not even like I’m a huge fan of him now. But the guy seems fun. And this one time his doctor and homey one Dr Dre came through with some bubonic chronic that made him choke so I’m quite certain that he would bring some really good shit. I mean the guy is a virtual pot legend, almost as big of a legend as………..
  • Willie Nelson- Shit, this guy is basically the Godfather of pot. The guy will be 80 years old this year and he still smokes pot. There is a chronic toke cloud that pretty much surrounds his tour bus wherever it goes. And everybody loves Willie. Republicans and Democrats complain incessantly about each other but they all lover Willie. I’m thinking any stoner can learn some good tips from him. Hell, he has smoke so much pot that his hair is pretty much pot.

  Could you imagine getting these three together in the same room? That would be one helluva night. I’m sure I could have added a few more people to this list but couldn’t think of any others off the top of my head. So who did I leave out?

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