February 12, 2013

• Gone Catfishin’

  I’m sure all of you have heard the story of a certain linebacker from a certain famous college who supposedly fell for a hoax in which he thought he had been dating a girl for like a year but turned out she was fake. It is something called catfishing. If you haven’t heard of the story than where the fuck have you been the past month. And you really need to read about it all for yourself, it is quite the wild story, complete with all sorts of wild twists and turns. I do think the whole thing was way overblown and received way too much coverage but at the same time I couldn’t help but be fascinated by the whole damn thing. Which is probably why it got so much attention because of just how crazy the thing was. Plus people are always obsessed with the lives of celebrities especially when they make an ass of themselves. Which regardless if you believe his story or not, clearly he did not exactly come off looking good during the whole ordeal.

  I’ve never been the type to admit I’m old or out of touch. Let’s face it, in the grand scheme of things I’m not old. And I’m not just in denial. I’m still on the young side of 40 which still makes me young. But, this whole story might be the first time I’m starting to feel kind of out of touch. Regardless of whether I believe him or not one of the things I’ve learned is that in this day and age, people can get into a relationship and consider themselves boyfriend-girlfriend without actually ever meeting. I don’t know, perhaps I’m old school this way but I’ve always felt that to date somebody you have to actually date them. And by dating them I mean physically going out on dates. Or maybe staying in and hanging out at home before fucking. See, while fucking doesn’t have to be part of a relationship to consider it dating (although it certainly helps), actual seeing somebody in person does need to occur to be considered a couple. Or at least that is my opinion.

  Maybe I don’t get it because I have never fully been catfished myself. I guess it is kind of hard for a gay guy to be catfished since most of the people doing the catfishing are gay guys themselves who want to make a fool of some poor fucking straight dude they find attractive. I mean I guess I could have chatted with people who aren’t who they say they are…………shit as a matter of fact with all the people I have chatted with over the years I’m quite certain I have. But, I have never met somebody in person who flat out catfished me. Perhaps had that happened to me, I would have a better understanding of the whole situation.

  Then again, I know I can’t possibly be that out of touch with the times. I know this because at the end of the day, everybody wants to get laid. Everybody likes fucking and orgasms and as we know, while solo orgasms are pretty damn good they pale in comparison to other people giving you orgasms. And you can’t have that unless you have physically met somebody in person.  And I have to believe that an overwhelming majority of people would not consider themselves in an actual relationship until they have met the person in question. And I do believe that is still the case with younger people. Oh, I’m sure high school kids might consider somebody they have never met a significant other but that is stupid fucking high school shit. I’m talking about adults. But you tell me. And I way out of touch on this whole issue?

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