August 22, 2004
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Woke up and went to the bank. Came home and wanted to clean the
gutters, but upon further review, things suck up there. See, we have
roof issues and need to get new shingles. Turns out that most of the
shiney things on the shingles (like I even know what they are called)
have left the shingles and are now living in the gutter. See, the
shingles are warped and therefore curling upwards (as if they could
curl another way). We are in dire need of new shingles.
Had some errands to run. Went the cemetary. Lots of people there for
some reason. It wasn’t a funeral, but probably safe to assume a loved
ones birthday, as they were all hanging at one gravesite. Then I drive
up and they are looking……….almost staring at me. What, they never
seen somebody visit 6 graves before?
Went to Menards to check on the cost of shingles. Asked a really hot,
yet creepy guy to help me. Ohhhhh, he had great
legs…………RRRRRRROARRR! Anywho, it doesn’t look like its gonna
cost that much. I need to measure so see how long it is, and its
basically just half of the roof with the problem, and the hot creepy
kid says I can just replace half.
After that I went to Kinkos to make copies of my resume. Nothing really to tell.
Went to Best Buy after that, and this is when things get embarrassing.
I saw the hot boy there. I swear, he is gay. He floats around the damn
store for crying out loud. Anywho, he saw me and actually walked up to
me to shake my hand. I start talking to him and everything, and making
him laugh. He is so cute when he laughs, he has this great little smile
and turns his head. Anywho, he tells me he is going to be going back to
school. Turns out, he didn’t mean collage. UGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! He told me
before that he had been working there for 2 years! He looks 20 at the
youngest, I swear. I always thought you had to be 18 to work at Best
Buy. Also, he mentioned that he can’t wait to go to a strip club
sometime. Now, I know he aint straight, he is too fem. Ughhhh, this is
so fucking embarassing. I talked to him for about 45 minutes, before I
left and went to Meijer. I wanted to get some pancake mix, but couldnt
find any.
I did have an idea though. I love jolly ranchers (the candy, not the
drink) and I love cereal. How about a Jolly Rancher cereal? Ohhhh, I
know what you are thinking. How can jolly ranchers be a cereal, since
they are a hard candy. Well, you just poor the cereal and milk in a
bowl the night before, and by the time you wake up, they will be soft
enough to eat!…………..heheheheheheheheh……………..I’m
insane.
The Cubs really pissed me off today. Being down 2-0 the whole game.
Score 1 in the 8th. 2 in the 9th off the Astros closer. I’m thinking,
“this is the kind of game they can really build on.,
unless……………..” and unless happened in the bottom of the
9th…….Cubs lose 4-3!
