September 8, 2004
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This afternoon, I had to wait at Dave’s house for a table to be
delivered. I arrived at about 11:45 in the AM, as the table was due to
be delivered between Noon and 5PM. I was up early today, so I was
hungry by the time I got there. The search was on for food. I wound up
making a sandwich of 2 types of lunch meat I can’t remember and some
cheese. It was……….eh, ok. The whole time I was eating, those 2
mangy, stinky ass mutts kept bothering me. I swear, I hate those dogs.
Just leave me alone for cryin out loud, shit, I don’t bother you, so
why can’t you leave me alone. I watched some TV, as Planes, Trains and
Automobiles was on. It has been a while since I have seen that movie,
but its still funny as hell. I also clicked on another very crappy
movie with a hot kid. But, the movie was so bad, that I couldn’t bare
to watch. After a while, I decided to play PS2. I was excited to see he
had some retro games, such as Paperboy, Spy Hunter, and Rampage. It
sucked, because Paperboy did not have the same catchy music and it was
harder to play then I remember it. Same goes for Spy Hunter, but
Rampage was pretty much the same as before.
I agreed to
attend one of those meetings for Danel’s “get rich over a gradual
course of time scheme.” It was in Burr Ridge, the same town of the “get
rich over a gradual course of time scheme” that I attempted years back.
With the exception of the product, everything was pretty much the same.
It was wild. I walked in, and got introduced to 3 guys and a girl, all
of them were in their 20s. They also had a weird vibe and aura to them.
They all seemed………….how should I say…….possessed by the
thought of making big bucks. I could almost see the dollar signs in
their eyes. The girl looked like she was fucking
brainwashed………like she was in a cult, which, I guess, it is a
cult, in a way. They instantly asked some questions of me, like if I
was married, if I had a girlfriend (no, I don’t but there were a TON of
really hot guys at this thing………..I should join just based on
that) and if I had kids. They asked about my job, and then went right
into talking to me about what Danel and I refer to as “the plan.” At
about 8PM, the meeting/seminar thingy started. In this room, there were
all these guys dressed in really nice suits. Most of the people were
younger, a majority of them under 30 and pretty much all under 40. The
first guy that came up there to speak was smokin’ hot………..he
seemed like the type that would be hung too, not that I’m a size
queen………..ok, I totally am, I admit it. He then brought up this
other dude to speak, who very slowly took nearly 2 hours of my life
that I will never get back. He came up there with the microphone and
all, seeming like an unfunny (thats not a real word…….I made it
up…….yay me!) stand up comdedian. He told lots of stories and
generally just annoyed the shit out of me. He kept making a face like
this…………just picture that face. Here, I will do it again. Did
you catch it that time? Damn, stupid non showing my face computer!
Anywho, I would tell you all the shit he said, but why re-live
it…………and why take some of your time that you will never get
back. Also, I would really rather just sit here and make fun of him,
its more fun. Every joke he told, a lady in the back lauged at. This
had to be his wife. By law, she is required to laugh at every stupid,
unfunny, little thing he says in public……….marriage is so
stupid sometimes, it makes me wonder why gays would want to fight for
the right to marry. Most of the time, I had so many funny things that
came to my mind that I could say, things that Danel would find really
really funny, but instead I kept them to myself. I feel overloaded now,
like a midget drowning in a hot tub. At the end of the meeting, I told
John and Danel that I was not interested and left.
The Cubs…………….oh, the
Cubs…………….they pissed me off big time tonight. Fortunetly, I
spent most of the night at that worthless meeting, so I got to miss it.
Its frustrating, they should be beating teams like this. And, they had
oppurtunity after oppurtunity to win this game, and didn’t. Ahhhhh,
fuck it!
