October 24, 2004

  • This afternoon, I went shopping for work clothes at Kohl’s. I only
    wanted to buy just one shirt and one pair of pants, but I just don’t
    know what matches. I wish I could have had somebody go with me, because
    I have no idea if what I bought matches. I guess I will just have to
    wait and see if I get made fun of.

    Scooty’s car is being fucky, so I had to go over there to pick him up
    tonight before we went out. This evening was a lot of fun, but it had
    to be one of the most disorganized nights ever. I swear, sometimes,
    nobody can make a damn decision. I got back home with Scooty in tow and
    Randy was already here, but we still did not know where we were going.
    It was eventually decided that we would go to the Giordanos in Orland
    and then to the Oddessy Fun work in Tinley afterwards. The only problem
    was that even after we left, we still didn’t know how to get there. It
    was ok though, although we were all pretty hungry, we were also all
    pretty laid back about the whole thing. We knew we had to go to
    Lagrange Rd, but did not know which way to turn. My instinct was
    telling me to turn right, but everybody else in the car said to turn
    left, so I got in the left turn lane and Randy looked to the right and
    saw the resturant. So, no big deal, but we had to turn around.

    We arrived about 6:30 in the PM. The hostess lady was pretty cool, she
    was goofin’ around with us. We eventually got seated and I was messing
    with our waitress, as I often do. She was a nice girl, and John thought
    she was cute and seemed interested in picking her up, even though she
    was probably 17. We knew what we wanted and were hungry, and the
    waitress said that we should have phoned ahead. We explained to her
    that we did that and they told us to shove it. Actually, they had told
    us we couldn’t do that.

    I wanted to try to stick to my diet, so I wanted to have some soup to
    fill me up so I wouldn’t eat as much pizza. So, I ordered Italian
    Wedding Soup, which comes with bread. We also got an appetizer, cheesy
    garlic bread. We had a stuffed pizza with garlic and sausage, and
    damnit, I was so hungry that I still ate 2 pieces. I had a goal of not
    eating as much, and yet I ate more then what I would normally eat.

    John and Scooty both had a need for an ice cream emergency, so they
    asked the waitress if she knew where the nearest ice cream place was.
    She said she did not, but she was kind enough to let us look it up in
    the phone book. Scooty found a Dairy Queen right up the road, which we
    went to. We took full advantage of the drive thru, and the kid that
    took the money and whatnot had one sideburn and the other one shaved.
    Looked pretty damn goofy if you ask me.

    Now, we were headed to Galaxy or Oddessy Fun World, whichever one is
    near the World Music Theatre. The funny part, is once again, we really
    didn’t know how to get there, but we sorta guessed and found it. Good
    for us. We had a map, so I guess that makes us navigators or some
    stupid shit like that. We walked in and saw that it was more of a kid
    place, but no matter we really wanted to go on the go carts. We walked
    outside and there was a worker standing right outside the door who I
    kept making small talk with each time we passed him. I kept asking him
    for a jacket, since it was a little chilly out. We walked all the way
    to the go carts, only to fine out we had to go all the way back inside
    to make the moneterry purchase of tickets.

    The tickets were a decent price, only $6, which was really good since
    it was not very busy and they let us ride them for 15-20 minutes. I was
    in a really crappy car and got passed by everybody early on. It was a
    lot of fun, though. After a while there were more people driving on the
    track. The first time Scooty lapped me, I was screaming
    “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” and kept swerving to try to stop the inevitable.
    After he passed me, I shouted out “come back here, you fat bearded
    bitch!” Even though there were signs everywhere saying “NO BUMPING”,
    Scooty said he didn’t see them and kept bumping and running into
    everybody. It was a lot of fun, so I really didn’t care. I guess though
    that if its not in some sort of electrical form, such as on a computer
    or on his PDA, he is incapable of reading.

    After that we went back inside and Randy gave us some tokens that he
    had from the previous time he was there. I elected to use mine in a
    couple games of air hockey against Scooty, both of which I lost. The
    first game wasn’t close, but the second game I lead pretty much the
    whole game. I would go up 1, and he would come right back and tie it.
    This kept happening. Eventually though, he was too much and he overcame
    me. NUTS!

    After air hockey, I found a cool boxing game to play, one that you
    actually put on this dorky little gloves and simulate boxing. I kicked
    the hell out of 2 guys, but man, it was hard work. Even though its just
    a computer, you really have to pound the shit out of those guys to
    knock them down. My arms and hands were getting tired, and you really
    don’t get much of  a break. Athough it was tiring, I imagine it is
    nothing like real boxing………………in addition to getting the
    crap beat out of them, they must get tired just from punching.

    We left about 9:45 and Scooty called Mark to see if he wanted to meet
    up with us. They were at a bowling alley on Rt 30 in Plainfield, and
    nobody knew the name. See, more disorginization, we had to go to
    another place that we didn’t know too much how to get there, and we
    didn’t even know the name. But, once again, we were all pretty cool
    about it. We arrived about 10:15ish and walked in. Unfortunetly, it was
    karoke night. Ohhhh, I so have grown to hate karoke. One of the
    bartenders, though was really really hot. I tried getting something to
    drink from him, but he ignored me. All he was doing was washing out
    glasses. Nobody would order from him. I think he might have been under
    21 and therefore unable to see the alc-key-hol. We watched the rest of
    the game, and Boston won………..WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!

    After awhile, Dave and Kelli showed up. We decided that we could only
    take so much of karoke and decided to bowl. The dude behind the counter
    was almost as hot as the bartender dude. He had a sexiness about him,
    and I could barely take my eyes off of him the whole night. I made
    goofy little comments when I was ordering my shoes………..for
    example, he asked for my size and I said 8 1/2 and then said “that
    doesn’t mean anything.” He and everybody else behind the counter
    laughed. Oh, I love making hot guys laugh, even if they are straight
    and it is just a fake laugh.

    This was the first time in about a year and a half that I have bowled,
    and therefore, I forgot how much I suck. I did really really bad, in
    both games. One funny thing happened, though. I was bowling after
    Kelli, and she missed on both throws (or should I say rolls) and the
    pins were removed but did not come back down. It was taking a while and
    the hot bowling counter kid was next to us and I asked  him for
    help. He started to walk down the gutter, but as soon as he stepped on
    the alley, the pins came down, almost like they knew he was coming and
    decided to behave, not that he did do anything. Anywho, we bowled until
    about 1:15 and then game home. For some reason, I’m really tired now
    and must go to sleep.

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