October 30, 2004

  • I had a bunch of errands to run today before the Halloween party.
    First, I went to get my oil changed at Jiffy
    Lube………..heheheheheh, I said lube. I always go to the Jiffy Lube
    in Bolingbrook, I just seem to get better service there. I was a little
    disappointed this time, though. Not in the service. The service was
    great as usual. But, the normally have a lot of hot guys working there,
    but not as many this time. Oh well. Maybe the hot guy machine is
    broken.

    After that, I went to the costume shop to pick up my costume. I walked
    in and asked for my costume. They gave it to me, and I looked at it and
    thought there was something missing. I mentioned this, and the guy
    behind the counter read off everything and it was all there. The girl
    that gave me the costume said it was all there too, even though I
    didn’t think it was. So, I left. When I got home, John said the costume
    company had called and said I was missing part of the costume. I would
    have to return.

    On my way home from the costume shop the first time, I stopped off at
    Mejier to do some shopping. First I had to pick up a birthday card for
    my old ass sister. While browsing, I saw my cousin John, who was
    getting a birthday card for his wife, although I suspected it was for
    his mistress. It was a dead giveaway because the card said “Happy
    Birthday to a wonderful mistress……….who always knows to keep her
    mouth shut.”

    I got the rest of my crap and went to buy candy for tonight’s party. I
    saw some really good candy (at least, it looked good) that was only
    $1.99, which I thought was unusually cheap. When I got to the counter,
    the dude charged me $4.99 for it, but I told him it was supposed to be
    only $1.99 and he changed it for me with no questions asked.

    When I got back to the costume shop, one of the girls there smiled and
    said she liked my shirt. I was wearing the anti-Bush shirt. The lady
    that runs the shop, who I have gotten to know from renting there over
    the years, saw the shirt and said she liked it. She said that she HATES
    Bush. Knowing the type of person she was, I figured she wouldn’t like
    him and would appreciate my shirt. We chatted about politics for a few
    minutes and I headed home.

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