December 25, 2004

  • This afternoon I did one of the dumbest things I have ever done. My
    brother was making cream puff and he was using Hershey’s cocco to make
    the filling. Anywho, it looked good, so I decided to eat a teaspoon of
    it. Bad idea. Not only did it not taste very good, it was also very
    very very very dry. And it seemed to stick in my mouth. After about 30 seconds, I started to choke on it. Nasty.

    We went to my cousin’s house for Christmas eve tonight. Good times, as
    always. The food was very good, my aunt always makes these salami
    things with sour cream and cream cheese (at least, I think thats whats
    in them) and I LOVE them. They taste really really good. John made
    eggplant pramasean, but I don’t like it, so I never eat it. Everything
    else was great, includiing the soutcrout (spelling please) soup and the
    sourkrat meatballs. It was all delisious.

    My cousin in law’s  hot ass nephew was there. I spent most of the
    night talking to him. He had been recently kicked out of the military
    for one of several reasons. If you ask my cousin in law, it was for
    drinking on base, if you ask  him, it was for being late to a
    meeting or something like that. Anywho, I spent a good portion of the
    night asking him tons of questions about his experience in the Air
    Force. I guess he spent 10 months in there and acutally got to spend
    quite some time in Europe. It was very interesting to hear him talk
    about all of it. Now, he has a job cleaning barges. He is so hot
    though, although he looks like he wil be fat in a couple of years.

    After desert, I noticed that they had about half a bottle of white
    zinfindel left. They told me they wanted me to help finish stuff, so i
    ate a lot and decided to drink some wine. Half a bottle later, I was
    drunk! We headed home, and as we were walking in the door, I heard a
    horn honk. It was Dave and Kelli. I invited Dave in and we did a quick
    shot. I have drank about 2 glasses of wine since I got home. I’m pretty
    damn hammered right now. I don’t know what it is about religious
    holidays that brings out the alcoholic in me. Not that I drink all that
    often. Also, this is the first Christmas I have
    drank……………what can I say, though…………..the blood of
    Christ went down really easy tonight. Ahhhhhh fuck, I’m so driunk right
    now, I hope most of this is at least readable. Damn!! Its not that I
    even drank a lot, its just that the wime was so damn potent.

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