January 20, 2005
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I just came across this story, here is the link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4190699.stm
I guess the crazy ass Christians are saying that Spongebob promotes
homosexuality in this video. Will it ever end? Why must they come down
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Comments (1)
What’s most depressing is that these people are not representative of all Christians. They just happen to be the loudest. Because, gosh, those of us who don’t have a problem with homosexuality don’t typically feel the need to get into an argument.
But there actually is a precedent for the Christian Right’s rising vigor against the gay community. They are on the losing end of the battle. As society, on the whole, becomes increasingly complacent with the issue of homosexuality, their beliefs and way of life becomes threatened. The same thing has happened in the past, with other questions of social equality. It may be pretty dark right now, but we are on the winning side of the battle.