February 23, 2005
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I will be starting my new hours tomorrow, which I have been waiting for
since I started. I will be starting at 9:45 in the AM and working ’til
6PM. Should be very refreshing to get another hour of sleep.This girl at work had Girl Scout cookies today. The peanut butter ones.
Damn, they were fucking good. Tasted like Capn Crunch’s Peanut Butter
Crunch. Girl Scout cookies rule! It makes me wonder, though, about the
boy scouts. Have they contributed anything to society? Maybe they
should start selling something………maybe not cookies, thats not a
boy thing. Maybe instead they can go around selling burgers or steaks.
Think about it. Boy Scout Steaks. They would have to be good, since the
girl scout cookies are good. I mean, they have to contribute something
to society instead of just running around helping old ladies cross the
street. The old ladies can make it across the street on their own. And
if they can’t then hey………..survival of the fittest, man.Well, the Pope is once again ripping on gays and abortion. Normally, I
go on about gays, but everybody knows how I feel. Now, I will address
the other issue. See, I’m not hardcore pro choice or pro life. I really
believe both sides put up good arguments and have good points. The
problem that I have with the pope, is that he compared abortion to the
Holocaust. Why must people always compare things to the Holocaust? The
Holocaust just might be the worst thing that has ever happened.
Abortion is hardly like the Holocaust. And, even though I’m not a Jew,
I’m offended at how often people compare things to the Holocaust. When
people keep comparing things to the Holocaust, it lessens the
Holocaust. When I think about it, very few things can be compared to
the Holocaust. Maybe the Catholic Inqusitions (spelling please), but I
have to be honest, I don’t know enough to be able to compare the two.
Its about time people, especially the Pope, start treating the
Holocaust and Jews with the respect and sensetivity they deserve. After
all, there are still Holocaust survivors alive and they don’t need to
be reminded of it by some hateful bastard that is the leader of one of
the worst organizations that has ever existed or anybody else for that
matter. From now on, find something else to compare whatever it is you
are talking about.As if Barry Bonds wasn’t a big enough prick already. That little tirade
at his stupid little press conference really made him look even worse
than he already was, and thats hard to do. Thats it Barry. Blame
everybody else. Become defensive. It really makes him look like he has
done steroids. Blame the media. Play the race card. Blame everybody but
Santa Claus for the fact that you did steroids. Now, I know he did not
admit to knowingly using ‘roids. But, when somebody asked him if he
used them, a Giants official jumped in and said that he would not
answer that. What an ass. He deserves all the booing he is going to
get.Last night, Letterman had stupid pet tricks, which made me wonder: is
it the pets that are stupid or the trick? Or both? Personally, I think
its both. After all, most pets are stupid, for the most part. And all
these tricks they do on the show are usually stupid. Now, now, before
you get upset because I said pets are stupid, think about
it………….dogs chase their fucking tail and bark at their shadow.
Need I say more?