March 29, 2005

  • Well, I got my car back today. Turns out, it was the front brake
    pads………..again! For about the 3rd time in the last year and a
    half. They didn’t actually have to replace them, but just do some sort
    of shit to them to make it all better. It was only $75, so that was
    good. This girl at work said that they put the cheap pads on and that
    is why it keeps happening. I’m sick of having to keep bring it in, so
    I’m just going to stop using the brakes, or at the very least, cut down
    on my brake usage to just once a day. From now on, I will just glide to
    a stop and bump the car in front of me. They will understand.

    I was driving to work today and saw a bird eating the remains of some
    roadkill. It got me to thinking, do you think animals get ecoli or any
    other food poisonings due to eating un-cooked meat? It would stand to
    reason that they are running around with bad stomach cramps, throwing
    up, shitting a lot or even dropping dead due to it. I mean, why
    shouldn’t they? Hell, we do when we have bad meat. One would think that
    if a dead animal sits out in the summer heat for a few days, that if
    another animal comes and tries eating the remains, that they are going
    to have to suffer some repercussions from it. Its the same thing with
    animals and stds. They go from partner to partner, it would stand to
    reason that they get stds. They don’t call it “fucking like rabbits”
    for nothing. Stds have got to be rampant in the animal kingdom. During
    mating season, some of them have several partners a day. Ok, so I’m
    just making that up, but it sounds real, doesn’t it? Animals just can’t
    go around whoring it up and not getting some form of the clap or herpes
    from it, right? After all, why else do stray dogs and cats scratch so
    much?

    I got a phone call from our local rec center today. Back in the day, I
    used to rent the basketball courts for games with AAA co-workers. Turns
    out, they didn’t give me my last deposit………….from March 26,
    2002! I’m glad that they were honest, but it really shouldn’t take 3
    years for me to get my $50 deposit back. Honestly, I forgot all about
    it, and they did not know about it until they were throwing some old
    paperwork out and noticed it. I wonder if I can get my deposit back
    from that keg I rented a couple of years ago?

    I almost forgot, got a call from Dave today. They arrived in Miami
    about 2PM today. He was calling me from a beachfront resturant in South
    Beach. They are loving it down there. Monday they went to Universal
    Studios in Orlando, he said they rode every ride and it was awesome.
    Now that they are in South Beach, I’m a little worried, since OJ lives
    there and all. I think he said they will be there until at least
    Thursday, then things are up in the air. They were supposed to be going
    to Savanah and Myrle Beach, but they heard it was only going to be in
    the 60s there. He said they might stay in Miami a couple of more days.
    He is loving this whole trip.

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