April 23, 2005

• DAMN, MUTHERFUCKING, COCKSUCKING, FUCKING CUBS!!!! Another disgusting
  loss today. This might be the season that finally gives me a nervous
  breakdown………well, not a real one, that would be a bit much, but
  at the very least, if things go on like this, I might not be able to
  watch after a while. Of course, the game just ended a short while ago,
  so I’m still freshly disappointed.

  I went to get my oil changed today. The last time they did it (back in
  January) they forgot to put a new sticker on the windsheild reminding
  me to get it changed, so I had to guesstimate when to get it changed.
  Anywho, they must have seen this, because they thought they would try
  to pull a fast one on me. After working on it a few minutes, they came
  up to me and said that “the oil is really dirty and kinda thick” (at
  least, I think they said thick, I really don’t remember) and started to
  ask me when the last time I had it changed. I cut him off and said that
  I get it changed regularly and he asked me how many miles since my last
  change. I said under 3000 and under 3 months and that I get it changed
  here so it should be in their records. This seemed to shut him up. A
  few minutes later, he had me walk over to the car (just wanted to say
  that I’m still pissed at the Cubs……..FUCKERS) to suggest that I get
  the trans fluid changed because I’m over 50,000 miles. I had intially
  planned on getting it changed today, but while waiting in line for the
  oil change, I looked in my manual and it stated that I do not need to
  get it changed unless I drive in heavy traffic or in hot weather,
  neither of which I consistantly do. So, I told him I would not get it
  changed today. I been going to this jiffy lube for……….well, even
  since I had my first car, but this was the first time I felt like they
  were trying to take advantage of me. I may not know shit about cars,
  but I’m not a fucking idiot, so this pisses me off (pisses me off even
  more than the Cubs……….FUCKERES!) because I HATE when people are
  not honest with me or try to trick me.

  The good thing about Jiffy Lube, is that there are usually at least 2
  hot guys that work there. I think its a law, hot guys have to work at
  oil change places. This time, there were 3 hotties. After that I went
  to Meijer and saw another really hot dude in line. I was suprised to
  see that he had a baby with him, probably about a year old, because the
  guy was young……….I would say only about 22. The baby was
  a-damn-dorable. He kept making faces at me and smiling, so I made faces
  back and couldn’t help but laugh.

  • 5:58 pm
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