April 25, 2005

  • I think I might have missed some sort of memo that goes out to people
    when they become adults, the anti-breakfast memo. I have been talking
    about this with people for a few years now, they just don’t eat
    breakfast. I got in a conversation with people about this at work today
    and a couple of weeks ago with other co-workers about the same topic.
    None of them eat breakfast. The same could be said for many of my
    friends. And a lot of other former co-workers. People say they don’t
    have time to eat, but if any meal is quick, its breakfast, after all,
    it even has the word fast in it. I just can’t understand how people
    can’t have time. People, you have to make time for 3 square meals a
    day. I mean, aren’t you hungry when you wake up? I know I
    am……….shit, I have to have my breakfast while reading my sports
    section each morning. A lot of people say their stomach can’t handle
    food that early in the morning, I don’t see how this makes sense. What
    is it about food before, say, 9AM that makes people not feel good. What
    is it that happens to them during the night that upsets their stomach?
    What, are these people being abducted by aliens and the aliens are
    giving them some sorta of anti-breakfast probe? Or perhaps the people
    behind dinner are involved in some sort of government conspiracy to get
    people not to eat breakfast so that they will have bigger meals during
    the day? Maybe they sneak into people’s houses during the night and
    drug them. It would make sense for dinner to do something like this,
    after all, dinner has got to be jealous, breakfast and lunch fuck like
    rabbits, they even have an offspring called brunch. It stands to reason
    that dinner might get a tad bit jealous.

    Still, I’m a big breakfast guy. I love cereal. Love pancakes
    (especially blueberry) and waffles, among many other foods. Why skip
    it, its too tasty. And when  people do choose to eat breakfast,
    they have the “adult” cereals, such as Cheerios and Corn Flakes. Why
    can’t they have Count Chocula or Cocco Puffs, or even Waffle Crisp? Or
    Oreo O’s. Because of this bias in favor of the adult cereals and the
    lack of more people buying the good stuff, it might kill off some of my
    favs. And I will be damned if I’m going to go to a funeral for Count
    Chocula. I swear, I don’t know what I would do if there was no more
    Count Chocula. Somebody has to put a stop to this anti-breakfast
    movement. Is there nothing we can do? And I didn’t even get into Pop
    Tarts, which would be even more of a reason to eat breakfast. Pleaes
    people, what about the kids? The kids that are counting on people to
    support the likes Mr. Chocula or Tucan Sam. All I ask is that you think
    of them when your heartless soul wakes up tomorrow and heads straight
    for the shower instead of the breakfast table.

Comments (2)

  • I actually feel sick if I don’t eat breakfast, especially if I wake up very early. A lot of people are used to drink coffee in the morning, no breakfast, but I don’t drink coffee at all, so some honey and tea for breakfast is heavenly (to me). N.

  • Most of the time I just don’t feel ready to eat right after I wake up. However, I force myself to eat breakfast (usually a bowl of corn flakes, some toast, a banana and some orange juice) mainly because people who eat breakfast tend to be in better shape, as they burn more calories during the day. The more you eat (healthy food!) the more your metabolism rises. An we all know that’s what’s good to have…

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