June 14, 2005
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Classic!
Top Ten Things Overheard During The Michael Jackson Verdict
10. “We the jury find the defendant not guilty–oh God, did I say the wrong one?”
9. “Of course he’s nervous–look how pale he is”
8. “Will Mr. Blake and Mr. Simpson please keep the laughter down?”
7. “No, I think he’ll do fine in prison”
6. “I’m a celebrity in an L.A. courtroom–I like my chances”
5. “Do you think this’ll be on the news tonight?”
4. “We the jury find the defendant creepy”
3. “Michael, good news–I just saved 15 percent on my car insurance by switching to Geico”
2. “Wait, have Tito, Latoya and Jermaine always been on the jury?”
1. “Another case of a white guy getting preferential treatment”
