July 17, 2005

  • Again, I had a funny idea to write about something and now I can't remember it.

    I am convinced that I'm well over the legal limit of stupidity that one
    person is allowed to have. Last night at the card game, Scott made
    brats. I had one and took a few bites. I noticed it was a little
    red/pink on the inside. I said to this dope Mike "Its pink? Will that
    be ok?" He said "Oh yeah, they taste really good like that." Me: "Won't
    I get worms?" Dope:"Eh, you'll shit 'em out." Now, all day today I have
    had a stomach ache. I don't know if I have worms, I'm not hungry at
    all, so thats a good sign.........at least, with regards to a tapeworm.
    Still, this might have been even dumber than the cheese incident. For
    those of you that don't know, in Dec 2003, I had frozen pizza at Jt's
    house. Of course, I always put parmasan (spelling please) on my pizza.
    I did it this time and ate half a slice. I noticed the cheese was sorta
    yellow and hard, but tasted fine. I poured some cheese into my hand and
    examined it. I looked at the bottle. Experation date of May 2002! I
    looked at the cheese in my hand and said "well, I have already had some
    and it tastes fine, so how bad can it be?" and tossed it into my mouth.
    Big mistake. I had a stomach ache for 4 days! See, and yet, I learned
    nothing from this.

    For those of you not from the midwest, we are in the mists of a
    drought. So, our lawn is nearly dead. Except for some reason, the weeds
    still grow? Can anyone explain this to me? Everthing else needs water
    to grow, but not weeds? Can anybody explain this to me? And by anybody,
    I mean Tyler, he is, after all, a man in the know about this sorta
    thing. And if you don't know, at least attempt to make up a believable
    reason. Anywho, because of these weeds, I had to mow my fucking
    driveway! Yes, thats right, the driveway. There are weeds growing out
    of the cracks. Yet, the grass, I did not need to mow. What a topsy
    world we live in.

Comments (2)

  • LOL, Weeds have adapted themselves to the most adverse environmental conditions. They are just fine with the water from the morning dew, and most require blazing sun. They are indeed probably loving your drought. It sucks, but that's why they're weeds, I guess.

    Just get some Roundup to spray on them. But don't spray Roundup on the weeds in your lawn, or else the lawn will die too. Just the ones in the driveway.

  • oh, and about the brats. sick.

    I know it's really ironic, considering that I'm a gay man, but I just don't eat meats that are in tubular form. No hot dogs, bratwurst, sausage links, kielbasa (or however the fuck it's spelled). I just don't enjoy that sort of thing.

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