July 25, 2005
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Just a question as you go about your day: Can Senator Rick Santorum be anymore of a fucking ass?
Man, these last 5 Cubs games have been so exciting its crazy, even when
they have lost. Mark was at the Cubs-Cardinals series in St Louis this
weekend (he was only at Friday’s and Sunday’s games) and each game was
so exciting, it was heartstopping. The best part about it, is that they
are winning and playing very good baseball. The last 4 games have come
down to the last at bat and it doesn’t get anymore exciting than that.Tonight was LaTroy Hawkins’s first game back at Wrigley since being
traded. He got booed about as much as any former player I have ever
seen booed in Chicago. Also, it was 80s night, lots of 80s songs and
people wearing 80s clothes. For some reason, though, the best they
could do for the national anthem and take me out to the ballgame was
Debbie Gibson! Debbie fucking Gibson! I mean, honestly people. “Lost in
your Eyes”? “Electric Youth”? For crying out loud, it almost makes me
embarrassed to be a Cubs fan.
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