August 8, 2005

  • Well, tomorrow is the big day. My brother's wife shall be induced to
    give birth at 7 in the AM. Hopefully, she will give birth at some point
    tomorrow.

    Each year there comes a point in which I realize the Cubs aren't going
    to go anywhere. I have reached that point. Sure, I really started to
    realize it about a week ago, but now, its fairly certain that its over.
    Especially since they are getting creamed by the Reds tonight, and not
    in a good way. I'm not going to go into a rant about this, but lets
    just say, I'm very disappointed.

    Here is post from Oct 2, 2004. I'm sure none of you remember this story:

    "LAFAYETTE, La. -

    A University of Louisiana at Lafayette physics professor was banned
    from the campus Wednesday and taken to the coroner's office for
    evaluation after threatening his class, university officials said.

    There is more to this story, so click the link below if you want to
    read about it. Does anybody else find it just a slight bit odd that
    they took him to a coroner's office for evaluation? Makes me wonder,
    where do they take other people when they need medical attention. "What
    your pregnant? Lets get you to a chiropractor as soon as possible."
    "You have a bloody nose? Thats nothing my OBGYN can't take care of."
    Taking a person that goes mental to a corner's office, isn't that a
    rush to judgement? After all, he hasn't even killed himself yet, do
    they want to be in the right place in case he does? I guess maybe they
    do things differently down their in Louisana."

    Here is another one from Dec 8

    "
    I made out Christmas cards tonight. If you don't get one, it means that
    I either don't have your address or I just don't give a damn.

    I have come up with a scale to rank people's apperance. This might be mean, but you might also find it funny.

    Smokin': One that is so good looking, cops actually pull them over just
    to check them out. They have reached a God-like status in hotness. And
    although most people get uglier when they get older, these people tend
    to hang on to their good looks.

    Hot: Somebody that keeps you up at night having sexual fantasies about them. They have no problem getting tables in resturants.

    Cute: One that is just simply adorable. They are not smokin' or hot,
    which is part of their appeal. They usually have great smiles and have
    no problem being able to use their looks to get ahead in life.

    Ok: One that is easy on the eyes. Sure, they aren't going to win any
    beauty contests, but their looks won't hurt them either. If everybody
    in the world was at least Ok looking, there would be less drinking, and
    drug use, as you wouldn't have to use mind altering drugs to sleep with
    them.

    Do-able: These are people, like Clay Aiken, that if you really needed
    to get laid or were really drunk, you would sleep with them. They are
    also know as regrettables, as you normally regret it once you sober up.
    Still you can do much much worse.

    Ugly: People that are almost painful to look at. Think, Steve Buchemi.
    These are the people that their mothers lie and say are "cute in their
    own way."

    Fugly: These people are fucking ugly. They are so ugly, that its
    offensive. There are countries in the middle east that make laws that
    prevent them from showing their faces in public. People occasionally
    vomit when seeing these people.

    Fucking Fugly: These people are so ugly, their looks incite riots. When
    others describe these people, they always start the sentence with "They
    have such a great personality." These people makes others question
    their sexuality. Back in the middle ages, they were used in exorcisms
    to help fight Satan."