August 27, 2005

• And now, lets continue with another episode of: STUPID SHIT PAT
  ROBERTSON HAS SAID!!! Here is a rather amusing one: "These are actually
  chunks of lung itself being coughed up. I don't
  understand exactly what it is, but God has healed you right now. Amen."
  [Pat
  Robertson, during a "faith healing" session]  What a pompus ass.

  Today, I went to dinner with Danielle and Javier. We went to Bobak's.
  If you haven't been to Bobak's, cancel whatever you are doing and go
  right now. I don't care if you are masterbating (actually, I would find
  it rather odd that you beat off (or finger yourself) to my blog, but
  whatever floats your boat) or lying in bed, get off your ass and move
  to the one of 4 Chicagoland locations. Sure, they are closed right now,
  but I don't care. Break in and help yourself, its what seperates us
  from the animals. Wait. Actually, it doesn't sepreate us from the
  animals. Lets just say, it brings out the animal in you. I know they
  have plenty of leftovers, as I saw them packing the food up and, well,
  keeping it? Lets just assume for the story's sake, the food is in a
  large, silver, industrial sized fridge. I guess I should explain what
  Bobak's is. Its a Polish buffet. A very very good Polish buffet. And
  reasonably priced too, in fact, only $8.95 for all that food. Oh, and
  there are SOOOOOOOOO many HOT HOT HOT guys that work there. HOT!!!

  I left my house about 10 minutes to 7 for what is normally about a 20
  minute drive. For some reason, traffic on I55 was a motherfucker. Why
  does it seem like I have written the sentence "for some reason, traffic
  I55 was a motherfucker" a time or 2 (see posts from June 7 and Aug 14
  to name a couple), I mean, I guess I shouldn't be surpised anymore. It
  took me almost 40 minutes to get there and I was worried that they
  wouldn't be there. I walked in and they were sitting waiting for me to
  get a table. We were then quickly seated and started feasting. Good
  shit. Damn, I love their food. We talked a lot about AAA, of course. We
  also talked about trips we had taken in the last year, like my
  adventure to Orlando and their honeymoon that they took. It was great
  to see Danielle (I guess it was good to see Javier, but I have to be
  honest, I have only met him a few times, whereas I worked with Danielle
  for over 2 years) and long for the days when we used to work together,
  laughing and making fun of dumbass co-workers. Why is it that most of
  my memories of working at AAA involve making fun of co-workers? Am I
  that damn immature? Oh, wait, I am.

  The more I go through life, the more I realize that Republicans are
  evil. Pure, fucking evil. Like, 1-800-976-E-V-I-L. Take this whole
  Cindy Sheehan situation. You might not know the name, but you certainly
  know the situation. She is the lady that is basically, camped outside
  President Rock Brains ranch in Texas, protesting the war that took the
  life of her son. The Republicans are saying she is anti-American,
  crazy, anti-Semitic. They say she is motivated by hate and anger.
  Others protest against her and say things like "We don't care." 
  Ok, her son died in the war. She also is an American who, like you, has
  the right to say what she wants to say. How can they even say half the
  shit they are saying? How can they be as tasteless and classless as
  they are being? This war just keeps getting worse and worse, bringing
  out the worst in everybody. I have never seen the country as divided as
  it has been over the course of the last 2 1/2 years, this coming after
  the time in which it was as united as I had ever seen it, in the wake
  of 9/11. I have said it before and I will say it again, this is like
  the 60s all over again.

  And, another thing. I think most people agree, love is the greatest
  thing in the world. War, on the other hand, is the worst thing in the
  world. Now, Christians are supposed to be about love. How can they be
  against gay marriage and for the war. After all, isn't gay marriage all
  about love, and love, as I mentioned, is the greatest thing in the
  world. So, I guess that means that the Christians are agaisnt love.
  Wow, thats quite a stretch, to say they are automatically against love.
  To make such a leap, that is something the Republicans do. See, when
  somebody says they are against the war, blowhards like Bill O'Reilly
  say that if somebody is against the war, then those people hate
  America. What a bunch of slimey sleeze merchants.

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