August 29, 2005

• The AC is not working. Again. I swear, I have the Kerry Wood of air
  conditioners. This time, its blowing out warm air, as opposed to last
  time when it would only stay on for 3 seconds at a time. Anywho, Sears
  will be here to not fix it again on Friday. In the mean, time, ITS
  FUCKING HOT IN HERE!!! And not the good kinda hot where you want to
  take off all your clothes.

  Saturday night was another card game at Scott, the Republicans house.
  The first game, for the first time that I could remember, I was the
  first one out, finishing 7th. It sucked. I had nothing to do until the
  next game started. The next game we had 8 people and I always have a
  habit of finishing one place from getting money. Top 3 got money in
  this game, I, of course, took 4th. In both games, I lost with pocket
  Queens. How fucked up is that. The first game, I honestly thought I had
  it because the guy that beat me is notorious for not only sucking, but
  going all in when he doesn’t have shit. The second game, I was down to
  the point where I had one more hand left. I went all in knowing that I
  probably didn’t have it. My instinct (yeah, who knew I had instinct)
  told me that I didn’t have it, and my instinct was right.

  Yesterday, I went to a party for Tom and Julie’s daughter’s
  Christening. It was at Julie’s brother’s house, which was huge. Its in
  the same sub division at Scooty’s house, in fact, within walking
  distance. The house was very nice, complete with a pool in the back, as
  opposed to a pool in the front. Oh, before I forget, her sister made
  these brownies that were very very very good, they were like chocolate
  crack, I tells ya! Anywho, the pool
  was……..er…………….interesting. The shallow end was about
  waist high. They had a rope that seperated the shallow end from the
  deep end. It got deep really fast once you got past that rope. I, of
  course, can’t swim. Tom was kind enough to attempt to teach me how to
  float. I sorta have the hang of it now, but to be honest, in a float or
  sink situation, I probably would sink, which is only fun after you are
  dead. Anywho, they had a slide on this pool which I really really
  wanted to use, but it went into the deep end, so it was a no-no for me.
  Tom and Keith and, well, pretty much everybody else in the pool (except
  for wussy Scooty) used the slide. Shit, even Nicole did it.

  Thats all for now, people. Have a nice morning/day/evening/night/drunkeness or what ever time you are reading this.

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