December 28, 2005

  • Well, Kelli is going to be induced tomorrow morning. They are at the
    hospital now and Dave says that she is a little further along now than
    they thought she would be. So, who knows, maybe the baby will even be
    born tonight. Today is Nicole's bday, so it would be sorta cool if the
    baby is born today.

    I'm so pissed at nature. Some bird must of had some bad Taco Bell,
    because I went out to my car yesterday at work and saw that it had been
    shit on probably about 8 times! What the fuck? Its supposed to be
    winter and therefore, not many birds around. And, my car was in the
    middle of the parking lot not near any trees. It reminded me of about 5
    years ago when Christie parked her then new Jeep Cheroke in front of my
    neighbor's house and under their tree. The birds had a motherfucking
    field day. It was the worst case of bird shitting on a car I had ever
    seen. Her roof and hood were both FILLED with bird shit.

    I was thinking if I have anything else to say, and I have to say, no, I
    don't. Sorry. Make up your own shit for the rest of this post.

Comments (4)

  • fuckin birds. they love my car too.

    and hot, gay, single michael is wonderful. he brought his dog over the other day and i loved on him a little bit :)

    he's a good kisser too. i know this first hand.

  • hhaa, i don't know, but i can do a whole post with michael pics just for you :)

  • My parents and in town, and it's the first time they saw my new car. My Dad was all "yeah, your new car is nice, except for that bird crap on it." Like I'm made of time or something. F-ing Pidgeons. When did Dallas get all these pidgeons.

  • yea i did have fun. alot of drunken fun. it just sucked when i was sober.

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