January 11, 2006

  • Crap. I think there is this girl I used to work with that likes me. She
    just quit a couple of weeks ago. She has been calling me a couple of
    times a week since (ok, in all fairness, I have called her a couple of
    times too) and she is always sweet talking me. She is the one that has
    been telling me I should join Second City (in fact, she even printed me
    out stuff from their website)and constantly telling me how funny and
    smart I am. She laughs at just about everything I say. The thing is,
    she is so smart, we have such great conversations and if I weren't gay,
    I think I could have a relationship with her. Damn, how the fuck do I
    always manage to get myself involved in this sorta situation.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060111/ap_on_re_mi_ea/israel_pat_robertson

    Israel has suspended contact with Pat Robertson. I don't know if this
    means much, but at least this fuck-up is finally being held accountable
    for his actions.

    I saw a sign today on the back window of a tow truck that read "HELP
    WANTED". This is pretty much a standard in every tow truck, for the
    most part, being a tow truck driver is AWFUL. Working for AAA (no, I
    was not a tow truck driver) I got to know this almost first hand. But,
    the thing is, isn't it a bit, oh, I don't know, weird to have a help
    wanted sign when you are going to be helping people? I mean, honestly.
    Do you see the irony in this? Why don't they just say "I'm here to help
    you, now get to work towing that fucking car!"

    I got nothing else for now. The thing is, I could have made that last
    paragraph a lot better, but I'm just not into it right now. Sorry
    people.

Comments (5)

  • Well you could always not tell her you are gay, have a relationship with her, and be gay on the side.

  • RYC: Well, I learnt that if I don't do it in the morning, I won't do it later in the day. So, I have to do it in the morning. N.

  • Dude, You did throw my gaydar off. Which is really good-- I live in fabulous Ferndale in Michigan KNOWN FOR It's Gay Population (kind of like Wrigleyville is down there--isn't it or do I have my neighborhoods confused?) Gay neighbors all over the place. It wasn't until you said, North Side Chicago---That the bell went off.

  • Wear a condom   :)

  • Who wants to date a girl that doesn't have a job??

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