January 21, 2006

• Seems like its been forever since I updated. So, Bin Laden released
  another video. What the fuck is up with the dude? For a guy that's in
  hiding, he is putting out more fucking videos than Tupac. Of course,
  this latest threat wouldn't even be a threat if we weren't in Iraq.
  Then again, even if we had never been in Iraq, he would still be
  threatening us and plotting against us. Its just his way. The thing is,
  if we had not been wasting our time in Iraq the past 3 years, we very
  well might have caught him by now. After all, he is the true enemy,
  Iraq was never a threat to us. Still, I agree with our stance to not
  negotiate with terrorists. As for the reporter that is being held
  hostage, man, that is awful. And, the thing, sadly, I think we all know
  how it is going to end. She might very well be dead by now but we just
  don't know it.

  So, a judge in Maryland has struck down a law against gay marriage. I
  want to say this is a good thing, and in theory, it is. But, the
  reality of it is that it will just rally the conservatives to organize
  a constitutional amendment that would ban gay marriage. As we all know,
  it is the business of the government and those conservatives who we
  marry, just as it is the business of the Bush amonstration (thats right
  people, I said adomnistration) what you and I search for on Google. I
  can see how it is an extreme and vital matter of national security if
  Melissa Etheridge wants to marry her girlfriend. After all, as we all
  know, the real threat to America isn't Bin Laden, its gay marriage. A
  little plane taking out a skyscraper or a nuclear (that's the special
  Bush pronunciation) bomb destroying an entire city is really nothing in
  comparison to gay marriage, which, if is even considered for a split
  second would rip apart the very fabric of society and render life
  meaningless. Oh, how dear those bastard gays wanting to be able to
  share and express their love for each other; it would reap havoc on the
  very fabric of society. Thank God that we have George W Bush and the
  other Christian conservatives to protect us from the evils of gay
  marriage. Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. Fuck those
  conservatives.

  We played my new board game, Therapy last night. What a fun and
  entertaining game. It took a long time to play, but man, it was cool. I
  recommend it if you are a board game type. Gotta run people, thats all
  for now.

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