January 29, 2006

• One thing I forgot about yesterday, on the way to buy the tv, we were
  listening to Baba O'Reilly by the Who. This song is better known as
  Teenage Wasteland. While it was playing, I said "shit, I forgot, I have
  to send Britney a birthday card." Britney is Rene's 17 year old
  daughter. John then said "what, did Teenage Wasteland make you think of
  Britney?". Funny. See, Britney has decided that at this point in her
  life, the right move is to drop out of high school. Good for her. I'm
  sure she will have a long and successful life, probably working a lot
  of 3rd shift hours as a waitress at Denny's. I bet she can't wait.

  Dave has let me borrow the first season of Scrubs, which I have always
  been interested in but never seen. Turns out, its hilarious. I watched
  the whole first disc. Now, I just have to get the third disc from Dave,
  as when he gave me the box it only had the first 2 discs in it. I'm
  assuming its in his dvd player. Oh, and Zach Braff is hot, but not a
  studly hot, but more of an awkward adorable hot. And, correct me if I'm
  wrong, but my dysfunctional gaydar goes off when I see him.

  I'm considering to quit driving on the wrong side of the road. I'm
  concerned driving against traffic my startle somebody.

  Today I went to get my oil changed. While it was being changed, I was
  standing next to pick up truck that was being serviced. I happened to
  notice that there were 3 bullet holes in the door. I guess pick up
  trucks and guns go hand in hand, but there wasn't even a gun rack on
  this truck. And the owner of the truck didn't look like your typical
  NRA loving, Republican, Bush pusher. In fact, he didn't even have a
  George Bush bumper sticker. Still, I find this odd. Somebody shoots
  your truck and your first thought is "Shit, somebody is shooting, that
  reminds me, I need to get an oil change." (I'm well aware the he
  probably was not shot at today, but for the sake of the story, it was).
  Or perhaps his simple, redneck mind  was thinking "Fuck, the
  father of that farm girl I fucked has found me. I must disguise the
  truck and what better way than with an oil change, he will never
  recognize this truck with new oil flowing through the engine." Either
  way, what the fuck were the bullet holes doing in the truck?

  So, its come to this, songs that have been censored with less offensive
  words are being censored due to the use of the less offensive word. I'm
  sure some of you know the song "Don't Phunk With My Heart" by the Black
  Eyed Peas. I have the disc, they use the word phunk (pronounced funk) on
  there, which they obviously wrote instead of the word fuck so that it
  would be radio friendly. While waiting for the oil change, I hear the
  song come on the radio, except instead of them singing "Phunk" they
  were singing "Mess". Dude, what the fuck? I mean, honestly, what the
  fuck? Or should I say, what the phunk? Do they honestly think that the
  word phunk is indecent? Oh, I guess its because of the children, the
  precious children can't hear the word phunk even though they probably
  already use the word fuck or have heard the word fuck from their
  parents, siblings, uncles and classmates. I don't want to blame Janet
  Jackson, but man, these fucking Christian Republicans have gone nuts
  since she showed a sliver of her nipple for an eternal 1/10 of a second
  during the Super Bowl halftime show. Fucking people.

  • 5:15 pm
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