January 31, 2006

  • This was on Letterman the other night and I found it funny as hell.

    Top Ten Surprising Facts About Osama Bin Laden

    10. Plans to release next threatening videotape in high-definition

    9. In the seventies, had a gay fling with the blind sheikh

    8. Secretly likes Kosher pickles

    7. Middle name: Duane

    6. Stole "Death to America" catchphrase from Fran Tarkenton

    5. Got cave hooked up with Sirius so he can listen to Howard Stern

    4. Knows all the words to the Black Eyed Peas song "My Humps"

    3. After Colts loss to Steelers, declared jihad on Mike Vanderjagt

    2. Has a bumper sticker that reads, "Don't blame me, I voted for Kerry"

    1. The son-of-a-bitch is still alive

    Since I have bought the new tv which will not be delivered until
    Saturday, I have taken all of the dvds and tapes out of the console of
    my old tv. Let me describe it to you, its a 35 inch screen tv in a
    console. There is a storage area with glass doors below the screen. For
    the first time, well, ever, it is empty. While watching the very
    intense and exciting 24 tonight, all I kept thinking as I watched tv
    was "Gee, can I fit in there?" there being the storage area below the
    tv. Sure, I would have to get in the fetal position, but I don't know.
    John thinks I would be too wide since its not a very wide area, but I
    will let you all know on Friday when we move the tv. My thinking is
    that we push it out and if I get stuck, I will just be able to kick the
    back out, since its just cardboard. Shit, I'm beginning to think I might
    be a little bit odd.

    Do any of you watch 24? Does anybody think the President on 24 looks
    like Richard Nixon? Not a whole lot, but maybe like he could be related
    to him or something.

Comments (3)

  • LOL i watch 24....and i dunno, i don't think he looks like nixon :)

    bet ur tv is gonna be so cool!! now that we have a big one, i have a hard time watching tvs much smaller. :P

  • I thought of President Logan reminding me of Nixon a bit as well. But I think he's even worse. This actor is magnificent, he was able to make a very detesting character, a total opposite of President Palmer. I think, even though I cannot but not find him gross, slimy, and just despicable, especially the way he talks with those lips (lol), this was a great idea last season. Now we have smarter CTU and very weak president. Like a new dynamic, certainly. N.

  • You're a goof alright. Trying to fit inside the console sounds like something I'd do.

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