February 6, 2006

• ::deep sigh:: Man, I HATE making the same mistakes. I'm really
  interested in the guy from work, the new temp. I'd hate to sound like
  one of those typical gay guys in denial, but I'm just not convinced
  this dude is straight. I know, I have been through all of this before,
  but shit, he just shows too much interest in talking to me to be
  straight. The thing is, even if he is gay, he is in a relationship and
  whether its with a guy or a girl, he is taken and therefore off limits.
  I know this, and yet I still try to talk to him and drop subtle hints
  that I'm interested. Not only is that self-destructive, its also wrong
  to "mow another person's lawn." ::sigh::

  You know what drives crazy? The overweight doctor. How can this fat
  fuck sit there and tell me "take care of yourself, eat right, exercise,
  don't drink or do drugs and don't smoke" when all the while he is the
  human equivalent of a hot air balloon. Take my nurse practitioner for
  instance. Now, I really like my doctor, but when I'm sick and the only
  person available is the nurse practitioner, I see her. Yet, she is
  tipping the scales at oh, I don't know, lets just say a Mini Cooper.
  The thing is, she is very nice, but I just can't take Mrs Mini Cooper
  seriously. Its worse than the fat ass gym teacher. None of my gym
  teachers were too hefty, but there was a couple of the girls gym
  teachers that were a little on the girthy size. Maybe girthy isn't the
  right made up word. Perhaps celestial is better, you know, sorta like
  they were their own planet. Don't get me wrong. I know how tough it can
  be to lose weight, but I'm just saying, when you are a gym teacher or
  in the medical field, I think you should set an example for your
  patients/students. Its hypocritical to sit there and preach losing
  weight all the while you can't fit on the scale to weigh yourself. I'm
  mean, if you have to go to the truck weigh station to weigh yourself,
  you just might want to put yourself on a diet. As
  far as I'm concerned, if you are under 5'8 and in excess of 275 pounds,
  you have no business telling people to stay in shape. And the thing
  about some of these gym teachers, is that they are so fucking mean. Its
  not bad to force these kids to do these exercises, but while you are
  screaming and yelling at them to do some fucking jumping jacks and all
  the while, you are out of breath bending over to tie your shoes, maybe
  its time to turn the yelling on yourself. Maybe they need to have a fat
  camp for gym teachers and medical professionals. Perhaps we can get Dr
  Phil's pudgy ass to get out there and yell at them and essentially
  shame them into shape. Now, I'm not blaming these people for other
  people being fat, shit, everybody is responsible for themselves, but
  you are supposed to be setting an example for others and 2 donuts and
  large coffee for your pre snack before your mid morning brunch is
  probably not sending the right message.

  • 10:42 pm
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