March 22, 2006

• Letterman did a top 10 list the other night of our favorite evil Dick

  

  See, ain’t that the perfect Cheney pic? Anywho, here is the top 10 list
  about a vice president who happens to currently have an 18% approval
  rating.

  Top Ten Reasons Dick Cheney Won’t Resign

  10. Trying to fix up Condi Rice with his daughter

  9. Turns out when you shoot somebody, if you’re not vice president, you gotta do time

  8. Bush leaves at two every day and then it’s margaritas and Fritos

  7. Set the solitare high score on his office computer

  6. Wants to see if he can help Bush get his approval rating under ten

  5. Too hard to give up Vice Presidential Discount at D.C. area Sam Goody stores

  4. Wants to stay on the job until every country in the world hates us

  3. Extra-zappy White House defibrillators

  2. Undisclosed location has foosball and whores

  1. Why quit when things are going so well?

  Here is another thing that really cheeses me off. Here is the link, read it first before I continue:

  http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=88267#post1215519

  Since when does diversity have to include people promoting their own
  hateful thoughts and anti-diversity agenda?  Why is it that gays
  can not do ANYTHING without objection by Christians? Honestly, is it
  any of their fucking business? The way I see it, if they think it is
  their business, then I say we should tell them all about our sex lives
  and in explicit detail. If they feel they need to be up in our
  business, then lets give it to them, otherwise, they should back the
  fuck off and let us live our lives. What gives them the right to push
  us around like this? We are not violating their rights at all, in spite
  of what they claim. They say it violates their freedom of religion, but
  that doesn’t make the fuckest bit of sense since homosexuality is not a
  religion (although, imagine how much fun it would be). And I don’t see
  how it violates their guarantee of equal protection and yet a gay
  marriage ban doesn’t violate that same right for gays. And in this
  specific situation, would the school still cancel the event if, say, an
  anti black group such as the KKK complained they they weren’t
  represented? Or, how about if the Nazi party showed up and all of a
  sudden wanted in? You know damn fucking well that the school would have
  told them to fuck off and gone on with their plans. These crazy
  Christians are evil, even more evil than Dick Cheney.
  

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